We're getting underwhelming headliners.
What press release?
Mumford & Sons/Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Holy shit. We're going to have a seriously unpredictable and likely awful set of headliners.
Conspiracy theory: VIP tickets were sold yesterday due to upcoming underwhelming headliners. Which is why the stones news came out today
Superfan will be in front of the Fonda masturbating furiously to a photo of him taking a photo of a band. Set is from 8:05 to approximately 8:05:15. Guest list only.
Upcoming Shows: Spamalot (7/31), HARD (8/1) 2001 Space Odyssey with LA Phil (8/12), Opeth (10/18), TOOL (10/31), Coachella 2016 (WK1), David Gilmour (Wherever I need to go)
Some years KROQ gives a teaser for the lineup, other years they don't... mostly because it's not really their show to begin with.
So L.A. Weekly had the insolence to put up a nice photo of the boys(which does cost money) just to tell us that they're not playing. Good greif. I don't completely buy it.
Whatever. Like getbetter said: we go for the undercard.
Any other revelations?
isn't LA weekly a pretty big joke anyway
You guys... The Rolling Stones was never happening. Haven't they been saying that all along?
Also, the last time Bowie did his "selfish" setlists was over 15 years ago. Even on Earthling, some of his "bigger" song were creeping back into the setlists. Glastonbury 2000 featured NOTHING from the 1999 Hours album.
YOU ENGAGE IN COITUS WITH NICK CAVE AND THEN YOU FUCKING LEAVE
Let's just hope that she's one of the headliners...
If QOTSA, How to Destroy Angels, the Knife, Deftones and Sigur Ros are on the poster I really couldn't give a fuck about some old headliners...
WIT YA BROKE ASS.
Yeah, there is no way that The Knife would make Coachella their first show of the new tour.
The rolling stones app update of the Apr. 12 thing is curious though isn't it?
I would like to keep this idea in my head as long as possible: Paul Tollett is sitting across a conference table with the Rolling Stones about to hand them a 7 million dollar contract to sign. Then his phone rings. "Oh wait I should probably take this call real quick. What? DAVID FUCKING BOWIE?!? No, they haven't signed it yet! Ok great!" Then he rips up the contract and Mick and friends are promptly escorted from the premises.
Disclaimer: I know this is impossible, so shut the fuck up.