2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

[Jman4321]

Jet Set Radio definitely didn't hold up well today, so if Future doesn't then my childhood may be in jeopardy.

[ods..]

I still bust out my dreamcast for Jet Set Radio...


not gonna lie

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Also judging by the tone of some people on this thread, the lineup delay is indicative of utter Catastrophechella lol. Hasn't it taken this long more than a few times before?

every single fucking year. tho, because the line up was released rather early the last few years it wasn't as bad.

[loopy]

at some points, this thread was about 0.2/10 on the niceness scale
but during some moments of this page no533 - we got to about 8.6/10

lets see how we move forward...

sobbing

[Pea]

I did have a dream last night that everyone showed up to Coachella to find that not a single artist had been booked. Lance Armstrong was there, though.

Lance Armstrong
Tiger Woods
Mike Tyson - Manti Te'o

[Jman4321]

That's what I thought, regarding the "delay". I am feeling no anxiety or distress about this wait. This same rage drama happens every year. Like I said, I'm more excited about the imminent ticket sellout inspired Facebook wall.

[Boourns]

Jet Set Radio Future turned me on to Cibo Matto. Serious memories there.

That game and that song? Fucking brilliant match.

Cibo Matto may be playing the Bronze, but they won't be at Coachella.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

That's what I thought, regarding the "delay". I am feeling no anxiety or distress about this wait. This same rage drama happens every year. Like I said, I'm more excited about the imminent ticket sellout inspired Facebook wall.

Oh the facebook wall..."Who are these headliners? I don't even know half these people!!!"

[gswhooper]

how extremely useless.

Almost as useless as the e-cred he gets for being a 6 year membership to this board and thinking that he knows everything.

[Jman4321]

Oh the facebook wall..."Who are these headliners? I don't even know half these people!!!"

"WHO THE FUKC IS DAVID BLOWIE? THESE ARTISTS SUCK! FUCK YOU FOR NOT HAVING A TICKET FOR ME!!!"

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Almost as useless as the e-cred he gets for being a 6 year membership to this board and thinking that he knows everything.

You're still upset huh? Clearly my "E-cred" is very important. And I never said I knew everything, but I certainly know enough to state what I did.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

[QUOTE=Jman4321;2624615]

Oh the facebook wall..."Who are these headliners? I don't even know half these

"WHO THE FUKC IS DAVID BLOWIE? THESE ARTISTS SUCK! FUCK YOU FOR NOT HAVING A TICKET FOR ME!!!"

Hahahah oh man, can't wait.

[heart cooks brain]

can't wait for all the meh meh meh's posts.

[travelfan]

Sooo....the Stones are out, who most people were complaining about being potentially booked in the first place, and now because this one band that nobody really seemed excited about in the first place is out, the lineup is guaranteed to have three underwhelming headliners, won't sell out, and the entire Coachella brand will die.

Really?

[gswhooper]

Not upset. Got bored because the game I'm streaming is at the half. So I thought, "Hey go get them riled up!"

[Jman4321]

E-cred is a quite valuable resource in these parts. It allows us rides on the service buggies between stages.

[Coac-HELLA]

Here's what I heard: Mumford & Sons was going to headline on Friday but that fell through so now fun. is headlining one night.

Hey guys, I know MJA is usually a baffoon who has no idea what he is talking about... but he is right this time. I have heard fun. is, in fact, headlining. Get used to it.

MJA and Rage Patton, you've been found guilty of conspiring to intentionally mislead this message board and hundreds of your fellow Coachellans. Confess and say something nice about someone on this board that you normally wouldn't, or you risk the wrath of the Coachella Gods.

[travelfan]

Not to mention everybody thought 2011's headliners were underwhelming, and yet virtually everybody ranked that as one of the most fun Coachella experiences ever.

[zachattacks11]

That's what I thought, regarding the "delay". I am feeling no anxiety or distress about this wait. This same rage drama happens every year. Like I said, I'm more excited about the imminent ticket sellout inspired Facebook wall.

Thats always entertaining. Whether those idiots are complaining about how they don't know who any of the acts are or bitching about how they're owed a ticket because we're all stupid for buying up presale without a lineup.

[captncrzy]

Yeah...and in six years he has consistently proven himself by providing us with regular accurate information. Just because youre new doesn't mean nothing ever happened before you got here.


In short, go fuck yourself.

[heart cooks brain]

The festival sold out in 2011 with arguably the weakest set of headliners in recent memory. 2012 sold out immediately. The pre sell allotment for 2013 sold out without an actually line up. They don't need the Rolling Stones to sell the festival.

i think you may be misinterpreting trravel fan. s/he is lamenting the idiocy that permeates this thread.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

i think you may be misinterpreting trravel fan. s/he is lamenting the idiocy that permeates this thread.

oops. too much coffee. retracted.

[thizzin my brains out]

2011 was fucking awesome. Arcade fire and Kanye were coming off ridiculously successful years with ridiculously good albums.

2010 had the worst looking lineup I've seen since they went to 3 days. Not includin 2008 which I chalk up as an anomaly as far as coachella goes. Adding prince definitely made it look better, but when it first came out it looked pretty underwhelming.

[Jman4321]

Considering the rapid sellout this year, this would be the time to stick Merzbow as a headliner + simulcast to all stages and start a great purge of the exclusive partiers.

"THIS IS WHAT YOU PAID FOR."

[gswhooper]

Yeah...and in six years he has consistently proven himself by providing us with regular accurate information. Just because youre new doesn't mean nothing ever happened before you got here.

Ok then. Why not shut me up?

In short, go fuck yourself.

In short. Great come back. But to your disappointment, no.

[travelfan]

i think you may be misinterpreting trravel fan. s/he is lamenting the idiocy that permeates this thread.

Winner winner

And I have a penis.

[Jman4321]

Because no one is taking what you say seriously to begin with.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Considering the rapid sellout this year, this would be the time to stick Merzbow as a headliner + simulcast to all stages and start a great purge of the exclusive partiers.

"THIS IS WHAT YOU PAID FOR."

The sheer amount of joy this would bring me would be too much.

[microcuts]

"WHO THE FUKC IS DAVID BLOWIE? THESE ARTISTS SUCK! FUCK YOU FOR NOT HAVING A TICKET FOR ME!!!"

Seriously. Avril Lavigne didn't even know who Bowie was like 10 years ago.

[Steven]

i no who playin: sisters girlfriend works for livenation spilled the beens while smokin spliffys with us last nite.

rolingstones (she es exited
eminem (my fiend rick is pumped)
macmiller (my boiiiiiii)
dizzyrascal
tiesto
lupefiasco
drake
imaginedragens

that all i can remembr - woot woottt