2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

[MotorAve]

I'm now hearing from a primary lineup source that the Stones may be in, and the Killers possibly out. This shortly after hearing elsewhere that the Stones are booking dates in at least one other US location (not necessarily where you'd think) in April. I know they were not booking any future dates until they got through December, which may explain the last-minute switch, while Brandon Flowers' recent cancellations on two continents may have provided sufficient excuse. The source is sounding somewhat uncertain in general, which makes me question the rest of my lineup, but the uncertainty is claimed to be due to a situation in flux, and I think it's accurate to say that my lineup was verified by a second source, plus a third in the case of RHCP.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I'm now hearing from a primary lineup source that the Stones may be in, and the Killers possibly out. This shortly after hearing elsewhere that the Stones are booking dates in at least one other US location (not necessarily where you'd think) in April. I know they were not booking any future dates until they got through December, which may explain the last-minute switch, while Brandon Flowers' recent cancellations on two continents may have provided sufficient excuse. The source is sounding somewhat uncertain in general, which makes me question the rest of my lineup, but the uncertainty is claimed to be due to a situation in flux, and I think it's accurate to say that my lineup was verified by a second source, plus a third in the case of RHCP.

Dance, you fucking clown.

[concertgoer]

Dance, you fucking clown.

[MotorAve]

Dance, you fucking clown.

Say something else meaningless, moron.

I'm still the guy in here who's by far the closest to knowing what's up.

[TomAz]

Yourself: go fuck it.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

A few inquiries:

I'm now hearing from a primary lineup source

Please explain what, to you, constitutes a "primary lineup source," with emphasis on what makes such source "primary."

that the Stones may be in, and the Killers possibly out.

Bold statement. The Stones "may" be in. The Killers "possibly" out. Pick a horse, you coward.

This shortly after hearing elsewhere that the Stones are booking dates in at least one other US location (not necessarily where you'd think) in April.

Why is "where we'd think" relevant to this?

I know they were not booking any future dates until they got through December, which may explain the last-minute switch,

How do you know they were not booking any future dates until the end of December? Explain how this "explains" the "switch."

while Brandon Flowers' recent cancellations on two continents may have provided sufficient excuse.

Please write a worse sentence. I dare you.

The source is sounding somewhat uncertain in general, which makes me question the rest of my lineup, but the uncertainty is claimed to be due to a situation in flux,

So, you are not that concerned with the "uncertainty," because the uncertainty is due to "a situation in flux"? Would you consider a "situation in flux" to be an "uncertain" situation?

and I think it's accurate to say that my lineup was verified by a second source, plus a third in the case of RHCP.

How do you only "think" it's accurate to say this if you are the only party that would be able to confirm this information? You're the only one spouting off about "your lineup."

Finally, let's say, for example, "your lineup," whatever it is, ends up being accurate. Then what? How does it make you feel?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Say something else meaningless, moron.

I'm still the guy in here who's by far the closest to knowing what's up.

Please see my question above.

So, let's say you are the "closest to knowing what's up." Are you going to put that on a resume? Do you get earlier entrance to the festival? What is the benefit to you, specifically?

[TomAz]

It gets him his own dick up his stinky shitter.

[nathanfairchild]

I'm now hearing from a primary lineup source that the Stones may be in, and the Killers possibly out. This shortly after hearing elsewhere that the Stones are booking dates in at least one other US location (not necessarily where you'd think) in April. I know they were not booking any future dates until they got through December, which may explain the last-minute switch, while Brandon Flowers' recent cancellations on two continents may have provided sufficient excuse. The source is sounding somewhat uncertain in general, which makes me question the rest of my lineup, but the uncertainty is claimed to be due to a situation in flux, and I think it's accurate to say that my lineup was verified by a second source, plus a third in the case of RHCP.

so with the lineup out in roughly two weeks you've started backpedaling.

smooth

[TomAz]

Motor Ave? More like Hershey Hwy.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

I'm now hearing from a primary lineup source that the Stones may be in, and the Killers possibly out. This shortly after hearing elsewhere that the Stones are booking dates in at least one other US location (not necessarily where you'd think) in April. I know they were not booking any future dates until they got through December, which may explain the last-minute switch, while Brandon Flowers' recent cancellations on two continents may have provided sufficient excuse. The source is sounding somewhat uncertain in general, which makes me question the rest of my lineup, but the uncertainty is claimed to be due to a situation in flux, and I think it's accurate to say that my lineup was verified by a second source, plus a third in the case of RHCP.

Dumb shit.

[kneuller]

What a fucking joke

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Say something else meaningless, moron.

I'm still the guy in here who's by far the closest to knowing what's up.

Clearly more in tune with Rockstars comings and goings since your wife left I see.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

so with the lineup out in roughly two weeks you've started backpedaling.

smooth

Less than 2 weeks.

[Sigma]

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[Wazzzzzup928]

When did this thread get so fucked up? Does anyone have any lineup-related discussions?

Ya. Have you seen the Beach House tour dates?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Did your wife tell you she'd come back if you were able to guess the lineup in advance?

[Zafocaine]

Hundreds of posts about a wife that probably never existed. Now that's prioritizing your time....

[MotorAve]

Please explain what, to you, constitutes a "primary lineup source," with emphasis on what makes such source "primary."

When making a request, show some respect. Nevertheless, suffice it to say that this was my first source for the full headliner lineup (though not my first for RHCP, who were booked first), for which I subsequently got a second source.

Bold statement. The Stones "may" be in. The Killers "possibly" out. Pick a horse, you coward.

Guessing games are for the rest of you peons. I can only tell you what I hear from people who know people who book the festival.

How do you know they were not booking any future dates until the end of December? Explain how this "explains" the "switch."

I was told by someone with a proven record of knowing such things. It explains my hearing this new information only today, and its supposedly being in flux, because the band did not decide to seek additional dates until after their December shows came off successfully.

Why is "where we'd think" relevant to this?

Please speak English

Please write a worse sentence. I dare you.

Sure. Drown in your own filth, you intellectual midget.

So, you are not that concerned with the "uncertainty," because the uncertainty is due to "a situation in flux"? Would you consider a "situation in flux" to be an "uncertain" situation?

How do you only "think" it's accurate to say this if you are the only party that would be able to confirm this information? You're the only one spouting off about "your lineup."

Again, please read and speak English.

Finally, let's say, for example, "your lineup," whatever it is, ends up being accurate. Then what? How does it make you feel?

Why is the possibility of "my lineup" being accurate, and its making me feel a particular way, a concern of yours, and at this moment moreso than any previous one?

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Hundreds of posts about a wife that probably never existed. Now that's prioritizing your time....

Hundreds of posts about posts.

[MotorAve]

Hundreds of posts about a wife that probably never existed. Now that's prioritizing your time....

We're all wasting it to varying degrees, but there is a special irony here

[MotorAve]

Are you going to put that on a resume?

My resume would probably stun you into silence

Do you get earlier entrance to the festival? What is the benefit to you, specifically?

You sound worried about something. Everything ok?

[Zafocaine]

Hundreds of posts about posts.

Thousands, in your case.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

You sound worried about something. Everything ok?

Things are in flux

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Thousands, in your case.

At least 2,000 were about raving.

[Zafocaine]

At least 2,000 were about raving.

That seems to explain everything. No further questions, your Hohner.

[algunz]

And the other 12,000 were about being awesome.

[Zafocaine]

And the other 12,000 were about being awesome.

That, or he was trying to make sure the holes in his brain weren't going to effect his performance online. Understandable.

[CoachellaDan]

Didn't see this posted on the first page but it looks like Grimes has confirmed herself:


https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/284438663889293313

https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/284438597870952450

[MotorAve]

Guessing games are for the rest of you peons

And obviously if I were guessing, I never would have gone near Muse or the Killers, and maybe not RHCP either. The Stones were in fact at or close to the top of my list, which was already informed about RHCP, before I ever heard about Muse/Killers. My source isn't backing off Muse, and so I'm not either.