Or did you fool anyone yet?
Or did you fool anyone yet?
Morrissey needs to be shot. He is bad for your soul.
i told my 4 year old sister that if she punched my dad in the nuts he would get pregnant and she would have a little sister to play with. So this morning she walked up to my dad and punched him in the nuts and then ran off saying "DADDY's PREGNANT!!"
lollipops and crisps
my girlfriend who is in france right now met a guy and she likes him so much and theyre hanging out today. tomorrow and everyday she's there
so i guess i did get april fooled
as predicted by nostradamus
my buddy just told his parents he's gay, sucks to be them.
I dont think they caught on yet
Jebus loves me
here is my april fools joke ... cr**** is really a 17 year old kid... cr****
I am sending out RIAA letters to many friends. It's a shame they won't receive them until tomorrow.
Morrissey needs to be shot. He is bad for your soul.
so my dad's fiancee whom I live with is out at a baby shower. She's not too fond of my "lifestyle" and appearance etc... When she gets back from the baby shower, i'll be gone. My dad is going to hand her a penthouse and a "baggie of coke" (powdered sugar with some real sugar in it) and tell her that colin (her 7 year old son found it) and then tell her "I told him to get the fuck out of my house and then called him later and told him that if he checks himself into a clinic that I will support him, but if he doesnt that he needs to call his mom and figure out what the fuck he's going to do with his life".
Shes gonna flip out.
AND my dad's taking colin to get a mo-hawk right now (which will be hilarious)
Alright... I regret the screen name.
that punching dad in the balls story is hilarious. I've fooled one person so far today.
television on the radio? or is there a band called television
My wife tried to fool me with the "I'm pregnant!" story this morning.
Joke's on her though cause I stabbed her in the uterus when she was napping.
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I got fooled, very lamely.
Got a pix message early this morning from a girl I work with. It was a pic of her holding a pregnancy test and she was like Just found out I'm pregnant, so excited. To which I was like whoppdee do and went back to sleep. It actually didn't strike me as odd as she's newly married and we've all been taking bets on how long it takes her to get knocked up. But then like a half an hour later I get another message saying JK April Fools.... HAHAHAHA. Lame. I seriously detest April Fools jokes.
I am really pissed off about the Captain Beefheart false announcement in the line up/artists forum.
I am so fuckin bummed.
Yeah, got April Fooled today. Some person posted what looked like an official UPI (United Press International) release that R.E.M. was breaking up, and that they were recording a live album in July to fulfill their recording contract with Warner Brothers, or something like that........R.E.M. would never record a live album.
the aqua teen hunger force movie was to play on adult swim tonight, before it came out in theaters. i was wondering why they were doing this, thinking maybe they didnt get it in major movie theaters. well turns out they are showing it but its in about a 1x2 inch box in the bottom left hand corner of the screen. the bastards. they got me
my wife's mom is a HUGE rolling stones fan. we called her up earlier today and told her we were involved in a small accident, that we ran over mick jagger in a parking lot when he darted in front of us, and that he broke his leg and was rushed to the hospital. she was HYSTERICAL. seriously, she was gonna faint. she was gonna kill us when we said april fools.
I've only ever been fooled once...
Yeeeaaars ago.
My mum told me my celeb crush as gay and I could've died.
That same year... he came out.
...and all these wonderful things will add up to some powerful experience that 10 years from now you’ll say, “Wow, we LIVED!"
My girlfriend told me she was pregnant
I sat there quiet for a couple minutes
I replied, "Are you sure?"
She said, "No, ha, April Fool's"
But I punched her in the stomache anyways, just to make sure. HAHAHA
let's go for a long ride
i'll show you places you won't ever want to leave
Exhibit A in your intellectual property infringement case:
http://coachella.com/forum/showpost....5&postcount=18
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