Were you April Fooled?

[ayates]

Or did you fool anyone yet?

[AEversW]

i told my 4 year old sister that if she punched my dad in the nuts he would get pregnant and she would have a little sister to play with. So this morning she walked up to my dad and punched him in the nuts and then ran off saying "DADDY's PREGNANT!!"

[bmack86]

ahahaha!
That's really good. Nobody else in my apartment is awake yet.

[matsuolost]

my girlfriend who is in france right now met a guy and she likes him so much and theyre hanging out today. tomorrow and everyday she's there
so i guess i did get april fooled

[dalethethug]

my buddy just told his parents he's gay, sucks to be them.
I dont think they caught on yet

[canexplain]

my buddy just told his parents he's gay, sucks to be them.
I dont think they caught on yet

thats funny ... cr****

[summerkid]

my buddy just told his parents he's gay, sucks to be them.
I dont think they caught on yet

hahahaha

[gaypalmsprings]

[canexplain]

here is my april fools joke ... cr**** is really a 17 year old kid ... cr****

[ayates]

I am sending out RIAA letters to many friends. It's a shame they won't receive them until tomorrow.

[smokealotapotamus]

so my dad's fiancee whom I live with is out at a baby shower. She's not too fond of my "lifestyle" and appearance etc... When she gets back from the baby shower, i'll be gone. My dad is going to hand her a penthouse and a "baggie of coke" (powdered sugar with some real sugar in it) and tell her that colin (her 7 year old son found it) and then tell her "I told him to get the fuck out of my house and then called him later and told him that if he checks himself into a clinic that I will support him, but if he doesnt that he needs to call his mom and figure out what the fuck he's going to do with his life".
Shes gonna flip out.
AND my dad's taking colin to get a mo-hawk right now (which will be hilarious)

[smokealotapotamus]

i told my 4 year old sister that if she punched my dad in the nuts he would get pregnant and she would have a little sister to play with. So this morning she walked up to my dad and punched him in the nuts and then ran off saying "DADDY's PREGNANT!!"

awesome

[R3d Snapper]

my girlfriend who is in france right now met a guy and she likes him so much and theyre hanging out today. tomorrow and everyday she's there
so i guess i did get april fooled

ouch....

[wmgaretjax]

so my dad's fiancee whom I live with is out at a baby shower. She's not too fond of my "lifestyle" and appearance etc... When she gets back from the baby shower, i'll be gone. My dad is going to hand her a penthouse and a "baggie of coke" (powdered sugar with some real sugar in it) and tell her that colin (her 7 year old son found it) and then tell her "I told him to get the fuck out of my house and then called him later and told him that if he checks himself into a clinic that I will support him, but if he doesnt that he needs to call his mom and figure out what the fuck he's going to do with his life".
Shes gonna flip out.
AND my dad's taking colin to get a mo-hawk right now (which will be hilarious)

that's awesome. my dad and I did something similar to that one year with a bunch of oregano. my mom flipped out (she's an incrdibly conservative christian) and started hitting me when she found out it was a joke.

[alyssak]

Or did you fool anyone yet?

Yeah I fooled my husband a bunch today. It was hilarious.

[dalethethug]

I am sending out RIAA letters to many friends. It's a shame they won't receive them until tomorrow.

brilliant

[full.on.idle]

that punching dad in the balls story is hilarious. I've fooled one person so far today.

[fober]

My wife tried to fool me with the "I'm pregnant!" story this morning.

Joke's on her though cause I stabbed her in the uterus when she was napping.

[MusicIsMyBoyfriend]

I got fooled, very lamely.

Got a pix message early this morning from a girl I work with. It was a pic of her holding a pregnancy test and she was like Just found out I'm pregnant, so excited. To which I was like whoppdee do and went back to sleep. It actually didn't strike me as odd as she's newly married and we've all been taking bets on how long it takes her to get knocked up. But then like a half an hour later I get another message saying JK April Fools.... HAHAHAHA. Lame. I seriously detest April Fools jokes.

[rage patton]

I am really pissed off about the Captain Beefheart false announcement in the line up/artists forum.
I am so fuckin bummed.

[La Ferrassie]

My wife tried to fool me with the "I'm pregnant!" story this morning.

My mom pulled that one on me also.

[RODGERRAMJET]

Yeah, got April Fooled today. Some person posted what looked like an official UPI (United Press International) release that R.E.M. was breaking up, and that they were recording a live album in July to fulfill their recording contract with Warner Brothers, or something like that........R.E.M. would never record a live album.

[gaypalmsprings]

Someone told me that Coachella started today. I had my tent set up and everything. Then I realized I had pitched it right in the middle of a Polo match. Sheesh.

[smilingdownward]

the aqua teen hunger force movie was to play on adult swim tonight, before it came out in theaters. i was wondering why they were doing this, thinking maybe they didnt get it in major movie theaters. well turns out they are showing it but its in about a 1x2 inch box in the bottom left hand corner of the screen. the bastards. they got me

[crazzz2007]

my wife's mom is a HUGE rolling stones fan. we called her up earlier today and told her we were involved in a small accident, that we ran over mick jagger in a parking lot when he darted in front of us, and that he broke his leg and was rushed to the hospital. she was HYSTERICAL. seriously, she was gonna faint. she was gonna kill us when we said april fools.

[rage patton]

the aqua teen hunger force movie was to play on adult swim tonight, before it came out in theaters. i was wondering why they were doing this, thinking maybe they didnt get it in major movie theaters. well turns out they are showing it but its in about a 1x2 inch box in the bottom left hand corner of the screen. the bastards. they got me

Ahahaha. Thats amazing. Quite clever I must say.
Anyways, can't wait for that movie! Neil Peart is in it! Neil fuckin Peart!!!

[SheriNOIR]

I've only ever been fooled once...
Yeeeaaars ago.

My mum told me my celeb crush as gay and I could've died.
That same year... he came out.

[danno828]

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant
I sat there quiet for a couple minutes
I replied, "Are you sure?"
She said, "No, ha, April Fool's"
But I punched her in the stomache anyways, just to make sure. HAHAHA

[fober]

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant
I sat there quiet for a couple minutes
I replied, "Are you sure?"
She said, "No, ha, April Fool's"
But I punched her in the stomache anyways, just to make sure. HAHAHA

Exhibit A in your intellectual property infringement case:

http://coachella.com/forum/showpost....5&postcount=18

[danno828]

Exhibit A in your intellectual property infringement case:

http://coachella.com/forum/showpost....5&postcount=18

haha, sorry about that
yours is much funnier