"conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAH
Originally Posted by involvelemons
Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL
I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.
Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse
I have snuck in weapons before
Originally Posted by TomAz
A butt plug is not a weapon.
Hope your enjoying your day so far; happy birthday!
Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang
Originally Posted by guedita
Shut it down.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.