Lord Humungus Tramples Sasha Grey CreamPies, Establishes Early-Season Dominance
Lord Humungus annihilated Sasha Grey CreamPies 141.26 - 81.72 while also putting up the highest point total this week. Lord Humungus completely surpassed expectations and scored 56.8% more than their projected 90.07 points, while Sasha Grey CreamPies failed to meet expectations and got just 87.5% of a projected 93.39. Sasha Grey CreamPies was led by Andre Johnson with 17.90 points and the Houston Texans Defense who scored 15.00. Lord Humungus kicks off the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for first place. Sasha Grey CreamPies opens at 0-1 and in 10th place.
Lord Humungus Smooth Moves
Lord Humungus had all nine players in their starting lineup exceed their projected points.
Matt Ryan led the league in scoring with 32.46 points.
Stevan Ridley had the fourth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 21.20 points.
The 19.50 points scored by Arian Foster was the seventh-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
With 10.70 points, Jermichael Finley had the fifth-highest score of any TE in the league this week.
Sasha Grey CreamPies Regret Tracker
Did not start Tony Romo, who led the team in scoring with 24.48 points.
Picked up Mike Tolbert, who was last on the team in scoring with 1.00 point.
Sasha Grey CreamPies needed more points from the QB position, where Lord Humungus beat them 32.46 - 14.52.
Lord Humungus won the K position battle, beating Sasha Grey CreamPies 11.00 - 5.00.
6 of the 9 starters scored less than their projected points.
Lord Humungus would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
Lord Humungus would have had to score 78.25 fewer points to lose to all teams in the league this week.
Sasha Grey CreamPies would have lost to eight other teams besides Lord Humungus this week.
If Sasha Grey CreamPies had scored 18.71 fewer points, they would have lost to all teams in the league this week.
The top players for Lord Humungus were elite in the matchup, as three of their starters outperformed the leading scorer for Sasha Grey CreamPies.
Lord Humungus won by the largest margin of victory in the league at 59.54 points.
Sasha Grey CreamPies got the best total score from their WRs of any team this week with 34.40 points.
Lord Humungus got a combined 52.50 points from their RBs, the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
With 81.72 points, Sasha Grey CreamPies ranked 10th in the league in scoring this week.
Andre Johnson was on the losing team, but still had the fourth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 17.90 points.
The Houston Texans Defense tried to help Sasha Grey CreamPies in the loss, beating their scoring projection by 30.9%, scoring 15.00 points versus an 11.46-point projection.
Lord Humungus beat their projected points, while Sasha Grey CreamPies fell below their projection.