There needs to be an Authorization to Post Here feature. Look up any of the dozen Coachella line-ups and tell me where in the world you're getting the idea that fucking Avenged Sevenfold would fit. Go DIAF.
Radiohead-the xx-Empire of the Sun-Steve Angello-Phantogram-Little Dragon-Bonobo-Crystal Castles-SOHN-Jagwar Ma-BROODS-Klangstof
Lady Gaga-Bon Iver-Tycho-Röyksopp-Local Natives-DREAMCAR-Róisín Murphy-Moderat-Warpaint-Mitski-S U R V I V E-Bishop Briggs-Shura
Lorde-Justice-New Order-Hans Zimmer-Grouplove-Tale of Us-Tove Lo-Jai Wolf-Sasha-The Belleville Three-Sofi Tukker-HONNE-Caveman
The rules state that if you dislike something you're a hipster. The rules also state that anything you like also makes you a hipster.
April 14-16 - Coachella
April 22 - Sleep
May 4 - The Weeknd
May 20 - Mastodon/EODM/Russian Circles
May 30 - Conan/North
June 9 - Sigur Rós
July 3 - Roger Waters
July 30 - Panorama Festival
August 17-20 - Psycho Las Vegas
September 9 - Green Day
October 6-8 - ACL wknd. 1