-Why did Lisa spill her drink?
The plane she was on crashed.
-Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.
-Whats orange and tastes like an orange? An orange.
-A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and its destroying his family.
-A white guy, black guy and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.
-Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face.
-A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says "so what will it be this time?" The penguin doesnt answer because he is a penguin.
-A man walks into a hospital. He died two days later.