*based upon tedious fact checking.
Gabe and Jennie? More like Lame and Boring. Ohhhhhhhhh.
i counted 5 times in that trailer where someone smashes through a wall.
Chalk of Fate.....really??
I thought this was gonna be a super hip update of Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings. I was kinda disappointed.
and why the hell does that car skid while its defying every other law of gravity?
I miss Bill Hicks.
YES. FUCKING HELL YES. I JUST SAW THIS THREAD FOR THE FIRST TIME.
Oh my God this might rival Coachella in things that I'm pumped for. I'm going to show Nightwatch at my wedding. Well - maybe not. But what CAN you say that's bigger than "I LOVE _____"? I want to dip my balls in it? I wish I could roll around in it? What? If it were food, I would eat it? I want to learn Russian so that I can read the original books that these movies come from. That's pretty good.