I'm always looking for new rituals to honor alcohol, whether they be humorous, philosophical, insulting, solemn, etc. Anybody know any good ones?
A few favorites of mine:
"To Hell! May the stay there be as much fun as the way there!"
"To staying alive, but not being afraid to die."
"To the remembrance of tonight's events."
"May we kiss who we please, and please who we kiss."
"Sip, sip, soirée!"