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    Never trust a big butt and a smile.

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    I don't care what they say about me, just as long as they spell my name right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonnyboy11 View Post
    Too late.

    You're a haughty one, saucy Jack!
    So you're saying you feel like a preserved moose on stage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    So you're saying you feel like a preserved moose on stage?
    You know what I want you to do, algunz? Will you do something for me?
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    Fuck em all but 6
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    When life gives you lemons, invent a combustible lemon that will burn their house down
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
    Quote Originally Posted by iantmcfarland View Post
    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonnyboy11 View Post
    You know what I want you to do, algunz? Will you do something for me?
    Haha, if it involves the signs of the zodiac or a rock opera I'm in.


    "I'm jealous of us."

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Haha, if it involves the signs of the zodiac or a rock opera I'm in.


    "I'm jealous of us."
    Haha! Ok, we were doing great up till that point. But you rock! *fist bump*

    I mean, people should be envying us.
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    All men can be replaced with 2 "C" batteries...
    Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
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    Quick question, has anyone else here actually held a fetus? They're not very cute.
    KORY

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonnyboy11 View Post
    Haha! Ok, we were doing great up till that point. But you rock! *fist bump*

    I mean, people should be envying us.
    Damn. It didn't feel right when I typed it either.


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    Always follow your initial instincts.

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    TRY THE GRAVY. ITS SOOOOOOOOOO DELICIOUS.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    You keep folding them.

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    Eh, what's a motto wit you?

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    Haha
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    All men can be replaced with 2 "C" batteries...
    No. We can't. Maybe a 9 volt. At least 2 Ds! Plus I can cook!
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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
    5/05 - Thee Oh Sees - The Smell
    5/08 - The Acid - El Rey (?)
    5/14 - Melody's Echo Chamber - Roxy (?)
    5/20 - Hiatus Kaiyote - Roxy (?)
    5/23 - Ceremony - Echoplex (?)


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    ^ That, Chris, is a winner.

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    This is my new motto:

    Chris is the winner.

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    Thanks Tom Waits

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    old age and trecheary will overcome youth and skill every time

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    There's a moment coming. It's not here yet. It's still on the way. It's in the future. It hasn't arrived. Here it comes. Here it is...It's gone!-George Carlin

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    I always miss it.

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    Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you
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    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    The past few years working where I do, dealing with half-broken machines that barely run right and potential safety/quality risks involved-

    "fuck it. run it"
    If y'all fresh to death, then I'm deceased... -Kanye West
    Jamiroquai 2016 please.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.

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    Better to apologize then to ask permission.

    also,

    where them nuts at?

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    I think you're looking for this thread
    DREAM BIGGER

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    I think you're looking for this thread
    HA.


    shit

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    The World Is Yours

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    "Yo ho ho ho. A pirates life for me".
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.

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    Hunter S. Thompson's "Buy the ticket, take the ride" has helped ground me through many a strange situation.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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