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    Cool Wish captncrzy a Happy Birthday, bitches!










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    Happy Birthday! See you in April.



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    Have a great birthday!!!
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    Happy Birthday!

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    51.57% of people polled like shitty booze. Happy birthday.

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    Happy Birthday!!!
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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    Happy Birthday!
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    Happy Birthday Jen!
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    Choke on a cake! <3
    LOL! <33
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    Happy birthday gal .... cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Happy birthday!

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    Happy Birthday, Jen! Seeing you right next to us at Louis CK Friday was such a trip!
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    Happy birthday Jen!!!

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    Happy Birthday Jen!!
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    Happy Birthday!

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    and many more moons


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    [Insert beer photo]

    HAPPT BORTHDAY JEN
    Translation


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    Thanks everyone!
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Cheers Jen! Hope to see you this year on the polo field.

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    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday Capt.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Happy Birthday, Jen! Look for a big check from me soon!

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    I love you girl.
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    Happy Birthday Jen!
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    happy birthday! i tried forever yesterday on my tablet to pull up a funny gahan pic, but it never worked out.
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