So after spending several hours in a pub, I've decided that I will totally drive you and whoever to Coachella from LA, provided you have an extra ticket and are willing to take $140 + travel to and fro Coachella for said ticket. As as added bonus, your concert experience shall smell like a skunk.
Amazing deal dont pass it up. I provide car (gas), some cash for your ticket, grass if you smoke and ass if you're cute. I can leave anytime tonight. A few hours may prove best considering the amount of booze I just consumed.