Sorry, I need Coachella dictionary help here.
Sorry, I need Coachella dictionary help here.
Stay away from the Sahara, groups of shirtless guys and campsites with beer pong tables.
You can't avoid it. Especially this weekend - all those shirts are coming off & the beers will be guzzled.
Fist pump.
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My camping neighbors were all bros. It's pretty hard to miss. Fake tan muscle guys who love the sahara.
Coachella is Brochella.
Give it to next year. Snooki will be performing some half ass clown song she recorded as a "hit single."
avoid the shitty ass edm and you should be fine for the most part
Yeap, I hate those mother effin' bros and their sausage fest crew with one or two drugged up skanks wearing nothing but furry boots (leg warmers). Hearing "Omg, this is soooo sick brooo!" or "I'm soooo fucked up bro!" "Do you know where i can get some x?" "I'm rollin' so fuckin' hard bro!" "When is Skrillex or Deadmau5 going to play?" While pushing every one who's trying to have a good time. Or rubbing their sweaty nasty ass body all over your face while the jumping and fist pumping like idiots instead of actually dancing to the music.
Basically avoid the areas that have the following: Swedish House Mafia, Dastik, SebastiAn, LA Riots, Kaskade, Miike Snow, David Guetta, Borgore, Girl Talk, Breakbot, Justice, Avicii, Calvin Harris, Nero, Dj Shadow,Fluxx Pavilion, Dada Life, Noisia, M83.
This is where you'll find most of the bros. Specially in the following: Swedish House Mafia, Dastik, SebatiAn, Kaskade, David Guetta, Break Bot, Justice, Avicii, Calvin Harris, Nero, Fluxx Pavilion, Dada Life, and Noisia.
Thank for the info, I never been to coachella, I don't know if I'm the "bro" category, I don't think so, well I'm still visting the sahara, I have a broken arm so I hope is no an issue with the "bros",
Who gives a shit how other people look or behave? Don't like it, then don't pay attention, walk away etc.
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
Im going to be visiting the sahara and checking out afrojack and if it gets too hot then yeah im taking my shirt off...oh and were probably gonna play beerpong and/or flipcup at our campsite...does that put me in the bro category?
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As someone who I'm pretty certain is the anti-thesis to a bro, I am going to give you the best advice of the weekend:
You can't avoid it so embrace it. Play some beer pong with your camp neighbors. Scream out "Coachella!!" really loud randomly. Drink a Bud Lime. High five and fist bump the bros. Dance to Justice with them when they're blaring it at 4am through their cheap ipod portable speakers in the campsite. Do some fist bumps. Its your time to cut lose and have an awesome time, so just go with the flow.
Just embrace it like we did. We were camping opposite a 'Bro-camp' and if you play the Bro drink game you will embrace things. The rules are you take a shot whenever there is a fist-bump, a bro passes wearing yoga pants, they call a girl fat who walks past, they call a girl a bitch because she ignores them, bro says "winning", bro's talk about sports, bro's play football...you get the impression, you can add your own rules and by 10am Friday morning you will not give a fuck.
Two things:
we were in lot 7 weekend one, and there was a brorave going on until about 3 am most nights. That was obnoxious.
That being said... I didn't notice too many at SebastiAn.
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In other news, I can throw a football so fucking far.