Sorry, I need Coachella dictionary help here.
Sorry, I need Coachella dictionary help here.
Stay away from the Sahara, groups of shirtless guys and campsites with beer pong tables.
You can't avoid it. Especially this weekend - all those shirts are coming off & the beers will be guzzled.
Fist pump.
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My camping neighbors were all bros. It's pretty hard to miss. Fake tan muscle guys who love the sahara.
Coachella is Brochella.
Give it to next year. Snooki will be performing some half ass clown song she recorded as a "hit single."
avoid the shitty ass edm and you should be fine for the most part
Yeap, I hate those mother effin' bros and their sausage fest crew with one or two drugged up skanks wearing nothing but furry boots (leg warmers). Hearing "Omg, this is soooo sick brooo!" or "I'm soooo fucked up bro!" "Do you know where i can get some x?" "I'm rollin' so fuckin' hard bro!" "When is Skrillex or Deadmau5 going to play?" While pushing every one who's trying to have a good time. Or rubbing their sweaty nasty ass body all over your face while the jumping and fist pumping like idiots instead of actually dancing to the music.
Basically avoid the areas that have the following: Swedish House Mafia, Dastik, SebastiAn, LA Riots, Kaskade, Miike Snow, David Guetta, Borgore, Girl Talk, Breakbot, Justice, Avicii, Calvin Harris, Nero, Dj Shadow,Fluxx Pavilion, Dada Life, Noisia, M83.
This is where you'll find most of the bros. Specially in the following: Swedish House Mafia, Dastik, SebatiAn, Kaskade, David Guetta, Break Bot, Justice, Avicii, Calvin Harris, Nero, Fluxx Pavilion, Dada Life, and Noisia.
And you're right, bros enjoy Deftones. A bro got his ass beat for trying to pull off his bro shit. At an EDM event no one cares because well, we're there to have a good time; but a Deftones concert along with Dillinger Escape plan... a bro is bound to get his ass kicked if they pull that broseph attitude.
BRO MIDNIGHT CITY
CHEEEAAAAWAWWWWWWW
Don't get me wrong, there's a couple of djs on that list that are definitely worth watching. Miike Snow is one of them, seen the dj set twice and they never cease to amaze. The whole point of my post was to guide OP away from Bros. Then again; those bro's are all over the place. You can be enjoying a dj and all the sudden a bro rush comes and tramples every one like a heard of cows.
Last edited by Digitalstereo; 04-22-2012 at 01:46 AM.
Thank for the info, I never been to coachella, I don't know if I'm the "bro" category, I don't think so, well I'm still visting the sahara, I have a broken arm so I hope is no an issue with the "bros",
Who gives a shit how other people look or behave? Don't like it, then don't pay attention, walk away etc.
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