Anyone want to fight?

[bballarl]

Seriously I want to fight someone. Tom maybe? But anyone will do. Let's go.


Just not right now, I'm going to bed.

[PineapplePete]

pussy

[bballarl]

I'll fuck you up Pete. Just in the morning. I need rest so I can be a productive college student, which will make me a good hardworking American in the future. Chevy Trucks.

[kreutz2112]

Toby Keith!

[PineapplePete]

i'll run u over with a chevy if that'll make u feel better...and i could have Toby in there with me

[kreutz2112]

Toby would refuse to get in the Chevy...I'm surprised you didnt know that, TERRORIST!!

[PineapplePete]

NO YOU'RE A TOWEL

[TomAz]

Seriously I want to fight someone. Tom maybe? But anyone will do. Let's go.


Just not right now, I'm going to bed.

I would be happy to help you out with this Andrew. Certainly every college kid is entitled to the satisfaction of beating up an old fat guy with glasses.

[caco0283]

haha youre old fat and have glasses the complete opposite of me
im young skinny and wear contacts

[thinnerair]

I drive a Chevy truck. True story.
oh. that and i'll fucking kill you.

[guest-5666]

i have a gun rack on my huffy...

[TomAz]

haha youre old fat and have glasses the complete opposite of me
im young skinny and wear contacts

that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[caco0283]

but whats going to happen when the tip melts off thanks to global warming

[TomAz]

we'll all be illegal aliens in Canada.

[thinnerair]

we'll all be illegal aliens in Canada.

are you calling us beaners?

[TomAz]

no the Canadians will invent some derisive term for us that will only make sense to them. "BigMackers" or something.

As the globe warms, Canada will become more temparate, and its economy will take off. The Panama Canal will be superfluous as ships take the Northwest Passage, ice-free in the new climate. As the Canadian economy grows, they will face a labor shortage, especially in low-skilled areas such as landscaping, maple-sap-tapping, and hockey-stick-making. Americans from such places as Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Vermont will illegally cross the border at night -- often with the help of corrupt Canadian guides called 'MacKenzies' -- and take those jobs at lower wages. Many Canadians will believe this is a horrible development and call for the illegal Americans to be put in jail or shipped back across the border. Eventually the Canadian government will erect a huge fence, made entirely out of maple logs, the entire length of the border, from British Columbia to New Brunswick.

[SFChrissy]

OMG...You guys are killing me with laughter...keep it coming!!!

[bmack86]

That sounds entirely feasible. I'd go for hockey-stick-making

And, Andrew, I'll kick your ass two ways til tuesday

[kimery08]

"bigmackers"

hahaha

[jackstraw94086]

I'm going to move to seattle to sell cheap painkillers to rich kids from british columbia and shuttle them out to tacoma to see underground donkey shows.

[bmack86]

Why would they want to watch donkeys underground?
You run an interesting circus, sir.

[bballarl]

Tom's Canadian scenario made me laugh for 5 minutes. I no longer want to fight Tom.


Bryan, however, is another story. Although I have class in 20 minutes.

[bmack86]

We can e-box later.
or, e-fisticuffs, whichever you prefer.

[bballarl]

I say we team up and either fight Yablonowitz or Mountmccabe.

[caco0283]

no the Canadians will invent some derisive term for us that will only make sense to them. "BigMackers" or something.

As the globe warms, Canada will become more temparate, and its economy will take off. The Panama Canal will be superfluous as ships take the Northwest Passage, ice-free in the new climate. As the Canadian economy grows, they will face a labor shortage, especially in low-skilled areas such as landscaping, maple-sap-tapping, and hockey-stick-making. Americans from such places as Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Vermont will illegally cross the border at night -- often with the help of corrupt Canadian guides called 'MacKenzies' -- and take those jobs at lower wages. Many Canadians will believe this is a horrible development and call for the illegal Americans to be put in jail or shipped back across the border. Eventually the Canadian government will erect a huge fence, made entirely out of maple logs, the entire length of the border, from British Columbia to New Brunswick.

all of this will happen because youre old fat and have glasses and im young skinny and wear contacts.....so how about this. We can save the problems in canada if I take roids...you can do the whole jenny craig thing while dancing to Richard Simmons....we both get lasik eye surgery. By doing that we might be able to save 2/3 of America when the tip of the iceberg melts

[TomAz]

I say we team up and either fight Yablonowitz or Mountmccabe.

Fighting mountmccabe would be like fighting the Dalai Lama. No one wants to do that. Fighting yablo, though, would be like fighting Donald Duck. Everyone wants to do that.

all of this will happen because youre old fat and have glasses and im young skinny and wear contacts.....so how about this. We can save the problems in canada if I take roids...you can do the whole jenny craig thing while dancing to Richard Simmons....we both get lasik eye surgery. By doing that we might be able to save 2/3 of America when the tip of the iceberg melts

aw man, does it have to be Richard Simmons? otherwise your plot is sound.

[PineapplePete]

I am going to suicide bomb this thread....ALAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOM haha threads gone now

[caco0283]

odd enough i found that alahhhhhhhhhhhhhh boom funny

does that make me racist?

[thinnerair]

I say we team up and either fight Yablonowitz or Mountmccabe.

wow..why dont you just cyber manfuck each other already? jeebus!

[PineapplePete]

YES