Is it really better to give than to receive?

[Mugwog]

"yo guys lemme tell you the fakz about eatin dat pussy, step 1, you bite that shit like beef jerky, step 2, you blow air in it like a balloon, step three you cum in her, raw stylz."

[kimbico]

I'm a straight girl, I prefer giving to receiving. But hey, everyone's different.

[hippiephonics]

so so so so so wrong

here's another thing about eating good pussy, it's almost impossible to do when a chick weighs 300 pounds.

and its just true. you can't spread her properly and pull back the above flesh to properly expose the important regions unless you have her pinned on her back.

[hippiephonics]

the truth is when someone prefers receiving to giving it basically means they are no good at giving. if youre a legitimate human with skills and any kind of sense of empathy, its way more fun to see the exhausted, panting, eye-rolled face of the other person when youve worked them over.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

These are Christian values you know

[hippiephonics]

then why did mary magdalene fuck me behind his back?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

You bastard

[BROKENDOLL]

you eat pussy. its a pussy. you eat it. euphemisms are for jason biggs movies and kids pretending to know something they dont have a clue about.

btw, no truly good pussy eating has ever occurred with in a face straddle. you need to hold her the fuck down.

You've just never had anyone latch onto your ears, have you?

[BROKENDOLL]

here's another thing about eating good pussy, it's almost impossible to do when a chick weighs 300 pounds.

and its just true. you can't spread her properly and pull back the above flesh to properly expose the important regions unless you have her pinned on her back.

Pretty certain that if you're faced (no pun intended) with a naked 300 lb. chick who really wants to bust a nut on your face, you're really not gonna have a whole lot of say in the matter... she's gonna treat you like a dildo.

[Riggins33]

Didn't you guys learn anything from the sopranos? If you eat pussy you're a faggola.

[hippiephonics]

Pretty certain that if you're faced (no pun intended) with a naked 300 lb. chick who really wants to bust a nut on your face, you're really not gonna have a whole lot of say in the matter... she's gonna treat you like a dildo.

so im guessing youre, what, 350?

[gaypalmsprings]

[BROKENDOLL]

so im guessing youre, what, 350?

If I say yes, will you admit to being a dildo?

[IRSCOTT]

This page brings me joy

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I believe, at least, that he owns one

[IRSCOTT]

ok but make it quick... I preform at best for only a short time.....

[geonotgio]

One of the best threads of all time.

[Neighborhood Creep]

ITT: No lesbians

[the walrus]

Geoff Dyer has obviously never received a blow job from a skilled fellationist

[algunz]

He asks 10 people and decides the blow job is dead? That's dumb.

[BROKENDOLL]

Nothing worse than a dying blowjob... it'd be like watching a helium balloon slowly deflate...

[BROKENDOLL]

And trust me, if I had a weiner, you can bet I'd be keeping the dream alive!

[JustSteve]

kinda longing for a kenado in place of the current dollnado...

[Phunkevil]

btw, no truly good pussy eating has ever occurred with in a face straddle. you need to hold her the fuck down.

Sounds like you've never gotten laid. Ever.

[BROKENDOLL]

kinda longing for a kenado in place of the current dollnado...

You'd have a better chance at getting a blowjob that way.
btw...dollnado... adding that one to the Brokendollesque Book of Terms. lol

[algunz]

I find it interesting that the few gays that have voted appreciate giving more than receiving. The small population that has voted is just a tiny slice of the whole pie, but it makes sense to me. When you're in a hetero relationship, I've found that people are more concerned about their own pleasure or about meeting some sort of expectation. Thus the perfect relationship, gay or hetero, would be when both partners like to give. Then you're getting the best from both partners.

[Mugwog]

i think people just like oral sex and the guys saying they like to give are just doing the usual bs to attract women on the internet for pm sex or have never had a good blow job, like really? you don't like pleasure? bullshit.

[sonofhal]

Step 1 - Post in anonymous internet poll.
Step 2 - Get pm sex.

Genius!

[Mugwog]

This is why man has created internet

[BROKENDOLL]

Now I'm curious as to who created the first blowjob... Like, did it happen in the dark by accident? Could it have been 2 guys bored as fuck, thinking they'd pass the time seeing how many different places you fit a wiener into? Perhaps during a date of heavy petting, just when the boy thought he'd get some ass, the girl decided she was starving and had to eat something first? Who knows?