"yo guys lemme tell you the fakz about eatin dat pussy, step 1, you bite that shit like beef jerky, step 2, you blow air in it like a balloon, step three you cum in her, raw stylz."
I'm a straight man and I'd rather receive oral sex
I'm a straight man and I'd rather give oral sex
I'm a straight woman and I'd rather receive oral sex
I'm a straight woman and I'd rather give oral sex
I'm a gay man and I'd rather receive oral sex
I'm a gay man and I'd rather give oral sex
I'm a gay woman and I'd rather receive oral sex
I'm a gay woman and I'd rather give oral sex
"yo guys lemme tell you the fakz about eatin dat pussy, step 1, you bite that shit like beef jerky, step 2, you blow air in it like a balloon, step three you cum in her, raw stylz."
I'm a straight girl, I prefer giving to receiving. But hey, everyone's different.
the truth is when someone prefers receiving to giving it basically means they are no good at giving. if youre a legitimate human with skills and any kind of sense of empathy, its way more fun to see the exhausted, panting, eye-rolled face of the other person when youve worked them over.
These are Christian values you know
then why did mary magdalene fuck me behind his back?
You bastard
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Didn't you guys learn anything from the sopranos? If you eat pussy you're a faggola.
I believe, at least, that he owns one
One of the best threads of all time.
Geoff Dyer has obviously never received a blow job from a skilled fellationist
He asks 10 people and decides the blow job is dead? That's dumb.
Nothing worse than a dying blowjob... it'd be like watching a helium balloon slowly deflate...
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And trust me, if I had a weiner, you can bet I'd be keeping the dream alive!
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kinda longing for a kenado in place of the current dollnado...
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I find it interesting that the few gays that have voted appreciate giving more than receiving. The small population that has voted is just a tiny slice of the whole pie, but it makes sense to me. When you're in a hetero relationship, I've found that people are more concerned about their own pleasure or about meeting some sort of expectation. Thus the perfect relationship, gay or hetero, would be when both partners like to give. Then you're getting the best from both partners.
i think people just like oral sex and the guys saying they like to give are just doing the usual bs to attract women on the internet for pm sex or have never had a good blow job, like really? you don't like pleasure? bullshit.
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This is why man has created internet
Now I'm curious as to who created the first blowjob... Like, did it happen in the dark by accident? Could it have been 2 guys bored as fuck, thinking they'd pass the time seeing how many different places you fit a wiener into? Perhaps during a date of heavy petting, just when the boy thought he'd get some ass, the girl decided she was starving and had to eat something first? Who knows?
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