words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

[lehorne]

You mean when theyre talking in spanish?

Yes. And fuck you.

[Jordanp]

Very clever

[santasutt]

When people add "hello" to the end of things. Need to cut that out.

My wife, a high school teacher, says "amen."

[gazercmh]

Cactuses and cacti are both acceptable. Look in the dictionary. Same with octopuses and octopi.

People who say "cacti" or "octopi" in a holier-than-thou manner are definitely douchebags.

[TomAz]

People who make broad sweeping generalizations about broad groups of people being douchebags are themselves douchebags.

oops.

[lehorne]

My wife, a high school teacher, says "amen."

That’s okay, borderline sweet even. Unless it’s presented as a question of validation, as in “Can I get an Amen?!” while optionally delivered in a honey soaked Southern Black Woman voice “Amen?”. Whether or not she’s African American it would get old instantly and thus a douchey way to engage looking for a reciprocating “Amen” or head nods from students.

[RotationSlimWang]

Cactuses and cacti are both acceptable. Look in the dictionary. Same with octopuses and octopi.

People who say "cacti" or "octopi" in a holier-than-thou manner are definitely douchebags.

They're both accepted versions in the same way that "ironical" became a dictionary every because enough idiots kept making the same mistake. It's pi, not puses, you pussies

[TomAz]

While I agree that 'cacti' is the more accepted word, I also find that the notion that English speakers have to follow Latin pluralization rules for certain borrowed nouns is itself idiotic. And probably traces to some class-division concept of old England.

[RotationSlimWang]

Latin pops up everywhere. The fact that there's little rhyme or reason to it is the excessively idiosyncratic nature of American English. As far as I'm concerned, when you're talking about a species, science should matter a little.

[the walrus]

any word at all followed by "chella" in reference to Coachella
brochella
drugchella
forumchella
carpoolchella

[bmack86]

Carpoolchella is a thing though. It is used by Goldenvoice and the employees encourage it to be written on cars entering the campgrounds.

[amyzzz]

I guess I'm a douche bag.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Jesus Amy you aren't a douchebag.

[gmoneyak]

"Libtard"

[bug on your lip]

"Redskins"

[bug on your lip]

red skin next to a red bag

Redskin.jpg

[birdiearch]

"Libtard"

yes

[miscorrections]

They're both accepted versions in the same way that "ironical" became a dictionary every because enough idiots kept making the same mistake. It's pi, not puses, you pussies

Actually it's octopodes if you want to be fully correct.

[santasutt]

That’s okay, borderline sweet even. Unless it’s presented as a question of validation, as in “Can I get an Amen?!” while optionally delivered in a honey soaked Southern Black Woman voice “Amen?”. Whether or not she’s African American it would get old instantly and thus a douchey way to engage looking for a reciprocating “Amen” or head nods from students.

Only meaning was an affirmation to your post; Hello????

[birdiearch]

octopodes

Oh, that's what it is.

[bug on your lip]

octopodes hello ?!?!

[birdiearch]

Talk to the hand!

[bug on your lip]

nudes or gtfo bird

[the walrus]

Carpoolchella is a thing though. It is used by Goldenvoice and the employees encourage it to be written on cars entering the campgrounds.

Oh I forgot things that are things have exemption. Stupid me
Douchechella

[Gribbz]

"So jelly!"

[gmoneyak]

I HATE "jelly", especially when it's used by grown adults.

[swiftmaggot]

Any time assholes replace a 'u' with a 'v' (chvrches, loudpvck, cvlts)
That shit is getting old.

[unit300021]

"molon labe"

[Squeaks]

Basically all the shortening of words. Particularly "obvi" instead of obvious, "presh" instead of precious, etc.
Also, "nowadays" is douchey.

[swiftmaggot]

"perf"