words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

[tricorne]

Lighten up, bro. Want to smoke some lawn?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

i thought u quit that grl

[tricorne]

I know man but its like every time i get a little stresst im callin my landscaper like old times...lol.




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[SoulDischarge]

That sig is going to be a thing of joy for years to come.

[Ambassador of Coachella]

cool beans

[BlackSwan]

This...

After reviewing a few pages of this: it seems like if you put some serious thought into the words that make someone a douche bag, you are a complete douche bag yourself.

I also agree with FrizzleFry regarding "no problem"

With that said, at the end of the day saying "Swag" because of the new popularity of this word definitely makes you a douchebag. If you are using "swag" in the old way it was used, then you might not be one.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Check out this cool swag bag i got at the party bro

[PlayaDelWes]

That (insert artist) show at (insert venue) is going to be / was so (insert douchebaggery)

[PlayaDelWes]

Also appending " , right?" after statements that are pure opinion.

[I.F.A.]

at the end of the day

Not trying to pick on you personally, but use of the phrase "at the end of the day" rates quite high on the douche-o-meter.

[MantisMel]

As a bartender I hear a ton of douche bag words. I think you're a douche when you say "Goose" when referring to Grey Goose, "Henny", or "Make it strong...". That shit drives me bananas!!!

[BlackSwan]

Not trying to pick on you personally, but use of the phrase "at the end of the day" rates quite high on the douche-o-meter.

Chillax bro

[algunz]

I say No worries way too often, and I've only douched once.

Words are words and dialect be fun.

[Courtney]

What's wrong with saying no problem? Just seems really particular especially if I did a physical favor for some one and not just offer a compliment or something that really requires no effort.

It makes you a poor communicator because you are not acknowledging the thanks appropriately. It also suggests that at other times, things ARE a problem.

In a nutshell, "no problem" is a very self-centered response.

[Courtney]

I would like to add the phrase "fur baby" in reference to a pet cat or dog.

[ThatGirl]

Not trying to pick on you personally, but use of the phrase "at the end of the day" rates quite high on the douche-o-meter.

I referenced "at the end of the day" on the douche-o-meter a page or so back. Full agreement.

[Boourns]

YOLO

[vogina]

YOLO

What does that word mean?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

[marooko]

No way I'm watching 3 minutes and 8 seconds of those two idiots. What's it mean?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

YOLO = You Only Live Once

[marooko]

You posting from the Coach, Drinkey?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Noooooooo I am posting from work. Boo hoo

[marooko]

I'm posting from work/home as well. Sad face.

[MistaGlitch]

This girl I was dating said "Isn't that funny?" after nearly every story. She also kinda bugged her eyes out when she said it....

It was NOT funny.

[TallGuyCM]

"Love you. Mean it."

Please stop.

[CJC626]

Best. ______. Ever.

[biggfoot17]

It makes you a poor communicator because you are not acknowledging the thanks appropriately. It also suggests that at other times, things ARE a problem.

I disagree. "No problem" isn't acknowledging the thanks, it's suggesting that thanks isn't needed. If my best friend asks me to help him move and thanks me for it, the thanks is unnecessary because helping my best friend is not a problem. If an acquaintance asks me to help them move I would expect thanks because I'm going out of my way and preforming labor for somebody who may not do the same, and in which case I would not say "no problem."

[TomAz]

"seminal"
"influential"
"zeitgeist"

[stuporfly]

Agreed with all three, Tom. Especially...

"zeitgeist"

I suspect I've been lazy and used the other two at various times, but I hated myself in the morning.