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  1. 07-14-2011, 01:08 PM #1
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    Default The Sex thread

    Anything sexually related goes here that way we consolidated and makes other threads stay on topic.
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    Last.fm






    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    I want to punch that woman.
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  2. 07-14-2011, 01:11 PM #2
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    Well said.
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  3. 07-14-2011, 01:14 PM #3
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    getbetter, are you ever going to accept my words with friends game?
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    I wish I could rename this thread "The NSFW thread".
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    I want to punch that woman.
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  5. 07-14-2011, 01:16 PM #5
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    Favorite sex position? Go!
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...
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  6. 07-14-2011, 01:18 PM #6
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    Missionary and side.
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  7. 07-14-2011, 01:35 PM #7
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    Quote Originally Posted by ballroomdancer22 View Post
    Favorite sex position? Go!
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    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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  8. 07-14-2011, 01:46 PM #8
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    Doggy!
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...
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  9. 07-14-2011, 01:48 PM #9
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    the one where I just lay there.

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  10. 07-14-2011, 01:53 PM #10
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    Depends on the objective... we talking getting off, or just enjoying ones self?
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  11. 07-14-2011, 02:05 PM #11
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    *please say amyzzzs is doggie*
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    Only if he has a little cock, Jdawg.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.
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  13. 07-14-2011, 02:11 PM #13
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  14. 07-14-2011, 02:21 PM #14
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    I can't even imagine what your browsers history is like.
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  15. 07-14-2011, 02:32 PM #15
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    I feel dirty opening this thread, I'm going back to Confessions.
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    excellent thread! oh man, I have some stories...
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    getbetter, are you ever going to accept my words with friends game?
    I know this probably wasn't your intention, but this was the funniest thing I've read all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandma View Post
    Although ALIEN looks very well done, I feel they spent too much time on him and neglected proper definition on PREDATOR.
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  19. 07-14-2011, 02:44 PM #19
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    5318008
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
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    OK......NOW (snicker snicker) turn your monitor upside down
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
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  21. 07-14-2011, 02:46 PM #21
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    1991 in the house.
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  22. 07-14-2011, 03:00 PM #22
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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    Any sex position where I am not found dead, chained to my bed wearing a leather mask asphyxiate on a dildoe in my mouth next to my killer bear

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...h-sex-toy.html
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  23. 07-14-2011, 03:11 PM #23
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    hanging by neck from a rafter with a orange wedge in my mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    OK......NOW (snicker snicker) turn your monitor upside down
    This is extra fun when you're using an iPhone.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.
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  25. 07-14-2011, 03:59 PM #25
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    Any where my hands are tightly wrapped around her throat
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  26. 07-14-2011, 04:16 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Any where my hands are tightly wrapped around her throat
    I'm seeing a completely different side of the mild mannered Sup kid I met last month!
    and the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got desert eagle point five o written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence...
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    I can't even imagine what your browsers history is like.
    totally LOL'd
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    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
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  28. 07-14-2011, 06:02 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    I feel dirty opening this thread, I'm going back to Confessions.
    I have no doubt that the confessions thread will be worse than this one turns out.
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  29. 07-14-2011, 06:26 PM #29
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    Sex is about anticipation.

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