I'm making plans to fly over from the UK last minute. A few of my friends are coming but already have cars etc sorted... but there is no room!

I'm basically looking for a kind soul(s) to help me out getting to/from the airports.

I have fantastic taste in music, I am hygienic (shocking for a Brit, I know), I can chip in for "gas" and you can make me say things in my stupid English accent!