Going back on okcupid makes me happy I'm a girl. easy peasy.
Stop making excuses.
I found I had a lot more success after I wrote a thoughtful/brief paragraph about myself. If you're not fat be sure to include some pics that show your whole body, I won't swipe right on someone who only has portriat shots.
Try the Costanza approach: "I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
I dated a "curvier" girl last year and was still attracted to her, it's not something I rule out entirely but I am generally more attracted to someone who's in shape. Obviously it's a case by case thing.
Icey have you finally slammed your manmeat into some juicy tang, or are you still yankin and dreamin?
I'm always envious of my friends in larger metropolitan cities because whenever they break up with their significant others, jumping into a new one is as easy as logging back onto okcupid. The local suburban demo around me doesn't allow that. I'd estimate 95% of the women in my area consider "a few extra pounds" to be "athletic." I went out to dinner with my top match, but my interest fizzled when she revealed she has already been divorced, not divulged in her profile. Major white lies seem to be of the norm in my local okcupid experience, which is why I don't use it, which means my relationship life has been dead for quite some time.
stop being a pussy and fuck the divorcee.
She reminded me of Eeyore. Not physically, but just the whole black cloud of negativity over her head and the type of sarcastic personality that comes off as spiteful instead of funny.
In all fairness though, divorcees can go either way. I was crushin pretty hard on this divorced chick for awhile but her head wasnt in the game. It was impossible to establish anything.
What do you mean "go either way?" Are you trying to say that not all divorced women want to sleep with every guy they meet, and that this should be noted in "all fairness?"
I think they are making the very astute observation that one woman who is a divorcee might not necessarily be like another woman who is also a divorcee.
4/17: Swans, Angel Olsen
4/18: Lee Coombs, Aphrodite @ Public Works
5/1: Giegling Showcase @ Oakland
5/2: Sleater-Kinney @ The Masonic
5/3: Four Tet B2B Floating Points @ Public Works
5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
Good call, you don't want to have sex with a woman who has sex with people.
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Pablomoney, you are sure working hard to make excuses for not fucking that woman.