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    Which one are you, Tommy?

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    I think that gif summarizes two different women he's dated. Both women, it would appear, can achieve slight facial movement.

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    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
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    And one sweats a lot.

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    Tommy has dated at least one person with fingers.

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    The hovering angry beast depicts a former girlfriend before she read a Buzzfeed list called "10 Things You Shouldn't Do Around Your Boyfriend When You Have a Cold."

    #6: It's not funny to wake him by dripping sinus fluid all over him.
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    ahahahahahaha

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    #1: Eat oysters
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Tommy has dated at least one person with fingers.
    And another with a horse face. I never realized how much I can learn about a person from the .gif they post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    I can totally see this.

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    Hahaha, me too.

    Courtney Barnett - 6/5 - The Mohawk
    The Avett Brothers/Old Crow Medicine Show - 6/27 - Whitewater Amphitheater
    Death Grips - 7/18 - The Mohawk
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    I have the damned fuzzily wuzsilies in the gut. Very bad sickness. Boarder line depression. End of Summer like blues but much worse. I just want to sleep.

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    Then go sleep.

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    I just read a piece about a woman who is so lonely that she only shaves one of her legs so that when she lies in bed at night, she feels as though a man is next to her.

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    Her remaining leg is really that hairy?
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    when did guedita join the He-man Womens Hater club?
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I hope y'all are happy with yourselves for comparing Hannah's smirk to a blow fish's asshole.

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    oh sorry

    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I hope y'all are happy with yourselves for comparing Hannah's smirk to a blow fish's asshole.

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    pussy was like

    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I hope y'all are happy with yourselves for comparing Hannah's smirk to a blow fish's asshole.

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    Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I just read a piece about a woman who is so lonely that she only shaves one of her legs so that when she lies in bed at night, she feels as though a man is next to her.
    Link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Link?
    When I pleasure myself (which unfortunately has been necessary since the split), I always end up in tears because it reinforces how lonely I am. Recently, I have even taken to only shaving one leg so when I lie in bed at night I feel like a man is next to me.
    http://www.slate.com/articles/life/d...ut_i_am.2.html

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    She sounds like a real joy to be around.

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    She should go to okcupid or something.
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Yes. She should go to OKCupid and be sure to mention that she only shaves one of her legs as a way to delude herself into thinking she's next to a man as she sobs herself to sleep after begrudgingly pleasuring herself.

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    "looking for same"

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    She should get some help from her friends about what to write as a profile.
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Her friends have already taken the wise precaution of lighting themselves on fire so that they don't have to deal with her.

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
    5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
    6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    I sincerely doubt she has that level of intimacy with any friends.

    edit: Cara said it better. withdrawn.

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    hahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by RandyInHeaven View Post
    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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