Oh great, another tweaker, just what the board needed. Awesome.
The line is "is there a turd in your pocket" actually, tweaky.
FB read through the sex thread.
it's summer, baby.
I remember the days when water was free and porn cost money.
He doesn't have a schtick--nobody knows who the fuck he is either.
You know that your posts are terrible.
i think he/she is putting up a good newbie fight so far. godspeed. until....
She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.I hardly think I'm an attention whore.I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer
So I'm pretty bummed out now. I dated this girl few years ago but then I moved to Vegas early on in the dating so that effectively ended things between us. So I'm gone and she starts dating someone else and I wake up this morning and find out from Facebook she got engaged last night. I mean I'm happy for her and all but fuck I still really like this girl and was always hoping it wouldn't work out between them so I could be with her. I guess it's time go out and pick up a girl tonight.
next week or weekend. She's clamoring for it offering my favorite drink, etc. Will report back in if any good or bad or won't if it's too good.
The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.
Whatever I'm not trying to derail this thread even more anymore.
There are a lot of people here who have that 'holier than though' mentality because they've been on this website for X years.
Let this be a reminder that no one cares.