Every girl loves to suck my fart dick
My cousin who I haven't seen in years is in town and staying at my mom and dad's. She is 24 and kinda hot. Anyway we went out last night, had a few beers and played pool. First off she was totally cock blocking which was odd. Then when I drove her back to my parent's, she told me she was always thinking about me back home, how good I still look now and that she even had a little crush on me when we younger. Then she leaned over and kissed me on the lips, then asked if we could go back to my place instead. I was shocked and mumbled something about having to get up early. I almost crashed on the way home.
Now I am totally awash with conflicting emotions. It feels wrong but also feels so right. I kinda want to do it but I am afraid of the consequences if any of my family finds out. She is instant messaging me asking if we can get together again today but I am not sure what to say. Has anyone here ever been in a situation like this? How did it work out? How do you think I should proceed?
"why are you so annoying" TheKlein25
This story sounds vaguely familiar...
Why did you change "staying with the folks" to "staying at my mom and dad's?"
Yeah, bang your fake cousin, none of us give a shit.
It's not even a mistake. This isn't the first repeat of the story. It's like the 3rd or 4th time he's posted it. It's a rather brilliant troll technique, just adding to the whole self degradation profile he’s trying to create.
I think he's very entertaining.
SlowMotionApocalypse: "How dare you accuse me of paying women for sexual favors."/"Tonight I paid a women to jerk me off and it felt great but she won't call me back."
I like him. It's more interesting than the rest of you cunts whinging about going dutch or whatever the fuck happens in this thread. The OKCupid Chronicles. Whether truthful or not, that's the REAL internet dating over there: paying 20 year olds weed money to jerk you off.
I'd hate to be a fly on the wall in your world, Randy.
Is this the world that Icey is destined for?
Always have the cocaine too, 20 year olds love the cocaine.
Xanman: Creating hope for Broship and Icey, every day.