I'm definitely not a food hipster. I didn't know a slice a fish happened naturally.
i want more men who cook. not just posessing the ability, but who actually stand in front of a stove on a regular basis. honestly, the 30 rock finale made me realize i want a stay at home dad. i'll earn the big bucks, he can have dinner & his cute ass waiting when i get home.
Chivalry is not dead. I choose to speak up on behalf of Amyzzz vagina. Let’s take it down a notch and move back to describing the various aspects of women’s warm juicy pocket of love sans Amyzzz.
Thanks for the change Meow.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
wait, wait, WAIT, cara & trent reznor are dating?!?! i thought that pic in the pictures thread looked cozy. congratulations you two, that's so cool :-)
and unit, if you can make my grill work, it's on!
I don't give a shit whether or not you love me. You're a dummie. You have no fucking clue what's going on or what being funny is or any of it.
I'm friendly with your now girlfriend because she is actually my intellectual peer, more or less. She and I can make whatever jokes we want about each other because we're both funny, and we understand what it is to have a sense of humor about yourself.
The fact that you're too fucking dumb to realize when something is just a joke and you take offense at something I said to Cara that she--because she has a brain--knows is just a joke does not entitle you to jump to her defense. It's embarrassing. And for you to then decide that because you're offended at a joke I made with your girlfriend--because I'm friends with HER, not YOU, dipshit--then makes it okay for you to somehow get back at ME by saying something rude about MY girlfriend because that's the only way your pea-sized brain can think to try to get revenge...
Do you see how that's inappropriate? I don't give a shit how you feel about what I say when I'm talking to my smart friends just because you're now dating one of them. You're not qualified to have an opinion.
Relax randy i didnt even know you had a girlfriend,nor do I care and i hope you can respect this one.its a message board and i saw something STUPID you posted and I wasnt even defending Cara..i feel weird that your all fluster because someone said something inapproiate to you.AND YOU CANT TAKE IT.Also I would go lightly on the funny part.
Just musing on the topic of gallons, sperm, and other bodily fluid, how come we never hear about slutty celebs getting their stomachs pumped for being loaded with gallons of sperm any more? Those were fun, terrifying urban legends that I think the youth should be exposed to.
They make for pretty decent math problems, too.
Just stick to talking dumb, incoherent shit with the other dummies. Don't open that cocksucker you call a mouth about something you don't know anything about unless you're ready to face the retribution. And believe me, you're not. You'll hate it.
I remember that rumor being spread about Lil Kim, who else had it going? Lady Gaga I think might have gotten it at some point?
Brittany Spears for sure