Cara, I have introduced Josh to the term "dicking down" He fucking loved it!
So a few months ago I went on a few dates with this girl. We both realized nothing was there and went our own ways and I haven't spoken to her since. I wake up to a text message from her saying "I'm drunk and horny and wish you where here." Then a few minutes later got another one from her asking if I ever still think of her. Now I have yet to respond back to her but how do I go about it? OR should I just not? I don't have any real interest in her and she lives far enough away from me where it's not convenient for drunk meaningless sex.
Tell her you got engaged right after you both dated
This is ctupid.
He said she's too far to make it even worth it for busting a nut.
No personalized message on her vmail recording after calling her a half hour ago. She’s going to look up the call-in number and cross reference my record (22-8-3) for some kind of extortion plan. And she made the first contact on the site! Oh hell, for the love of Christ!! Area Codes.
Keeping a written record here.
"Who is this doing this synthetic type of Alpha Beta psychedelic funkin'?"
no questions there. Was just excited and bragging at the excitement. So go chew on each others cocks cliffside
If someone I was reasonably attracted to called me and said they were horny and wanted to bone, not only would I be down, the only reasonably delay I could think of would be a let me shower or clean up first type thing.
I just got a call from a drunk baker who asked me to come over for a free dozen donuts. My car is on empty and he's 25 minutes away.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
BD, he's a pornographer not a sex toy salesman.
Fat bastard has a figure to maintain, take bus dude
Congrats on the dicking down and whatnot Sunni!
Airport dating. Eesh. http://jezebel.com/5963876/true-stor...ale?tag=dating
Going to go back to the.gym again.
Maybe I'll be at a point where girls want me by.2014
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Match Girl messaged me back finally after over 4 days. I took over 3 days to respond before that, not really on purpose, but maybe that's wy she took her time. So I wrote back right away this time, if we can meet up this weekend that'd be cool.
If you don't tell us the content of these messages we don't really give a shit.
I TEXTED A GUY I LIKE AND HE TEXTED ME BACK DO YOU THINK HE LIKES ME?
"She texted me, 'SUCK MY ASSHOLE, CREEP.' Do you think that means this is a booty call?"
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THE PHONE LINE IS DISCONNECTED MAYBE HE'S JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET?