I didn't even know how to not pay for a date after being in 6 years of relationships with broke ass fools.
Greg, the guy is not on the board, he just knows people on the board. I'd never actually post about doing boardies.
Give great head. Don't pay for dates.
I think i'm on my way to saving a lot of money!
Can we say Heidi has a kept man?
the busy bee has no time for sorrow.
*It's worth noting that my breakfasts are fucking awesome and well worth sleeping with me for. Unfortunately Jennie has this figured out and just demands breakfast whether or not she sleeps with me. Murfmurf.
Thats when you start burning the toast.
If your breakfasts are anything like your fried chicken....
Just dine and ditch, Ivy.
My first gf use to steal a lot. I would be walking out of the store and having the anti theft alarm going off while she grabs my hand telling me to RUN!.
Hahahaha, awesome. I love living vicariously.
And btw Chia, you really should keep our relationship under the radar. Once the word gets out, I get inundated.
Greg's smoothies and breakfasts are super delicious, paper plates or not. If he and Jennie ever break up, I'm swooping in on that shit.
he tried to pay for dinner, i insisted on splitting. i was honest and said that i would have paid, but haven't yet had a full paycheck upon returning to work. honesty is always a lot easier than i think it will be. and we had a really wonderful time, despite a shitty waitress. fucking bitch, ruining his impression of one of my favourite hangouts.
the second i walked in, she asked what i wanted to drink. i wasn't sure yet (i was taking off my coat), so i got water and said i wanted to look at the menu since i was in a wine mood. he was already there and had a coke. he wanted to wait for me to order my drink though before ordering his. when she brought my water, i tried to ask for the wine and an appetizer (i was starving), but she just walked away without acknowledging my speaking voice. we didn't see our waitress again for at least 20 minutes. we kept trying to stare her down. i said something once and she just buzzed by me and said she had to drop something off.
finally she came back and asked if we were ready. we've had like a half hour to read the menu, of course we're fucking ready. i had the wine, he had a can of local beer. ordered an appetizer. it again took at least 20 minutes to order our main course and get refills on the drinks. instead of giving him another can of beer, she brought him a draft of a different kind of beer by the same brewer. he tried to say something and again she just walked away like she didn't hear us. she was complaining to people sitting at the bar that she was busy, but the place was fucking dead. there was another long wait for refills before we got our food. i don't mind waiting for alcohol, but i do mind waiting for water. at one point she only refilled my water and not his, and his glass was completely empty. after that, she told us she was leaving and someone else came to serve us. she was better.
Bitch. Great reason for a shitty tip.
Yeah, that is horrible .I use to serve tables while going to college and I am going assume shewas probably talking or texting in the back;lack of service, lagging,distracted and leaving before you guys were done.I am thinking she either got a call/text to be somewhere or her shift was honesty over and she exhausted.Then again at the resturant I worked at we would smoke pot, do blow and fuck in the back/bathroom.Also I would be upset about the wait on the water too.