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    <--- I weaponize my insecurities and start conflicts over small issues because of a deep rooted belief that I don't deserve happiness.

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    I knew someone would say that. It just took me time to be ready for therapy and to be ready to change.

    Spit roasting is always an option. But MORE like dp.

    I'm in love.
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    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaa. What if I found the perfect weirdo for me?
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    Sorry for creeping on you Zach.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    I've been in a half relationship for almost two years. When I say half I mean we sleep together, he sleeps over, we go to concerts/fests together. BUT, never met each others parents, we don't claim each other as bf/gf, shit that would make it too "official" for him. lmao its a joke really but ayyy dick bomb. I should probably dump him tbh but I don't. so theres my pathetic relationship/dating story.

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    I was married for 12 years. After a year of being separated I tried dipping my toe in the dating pool but I didn't enjoy it. I did meet a nice enough guy but I think he was dating a couple other women as well and i just never got the sense he was really trying to get to know me or settle down with any one person ultimately, and I'm not a fan of situationships. In or out. So, that being said, I'm enjoying singledom.

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    Drunk dialed my most recent ex last night. We went out for about three months, she broke it off seven weeks ago. Got a voicemail, obvi, but I gotta say, it was pretty damn charming for a drunk dial 👌

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    Hi Iím Daniel I justify and defend inappropriate behavior.

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    You're doing it wrong. Your most recent ex probably doesn't want you.

    Call one from at least a few years ago, preferably one from 10-20 years ago (if you're old enough for that to exist).

    She will probably be sick of men's bullshit by now, have a falsely positive memory of her time with you, and will agree to meet and bang you on the spot.

    You're welcome.
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    I see you like music. Do you know Macklemore?
    Everything's a nightmare.

    For context my profile says that I listen to house, techno, and indie (including varieties of the post-genres)
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    I finally met someone off tinder last week and we’ve been hanging out every day. Never thought I’d see the day

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    when a tinder isn't a timmmmmbbberrrrrr (*thud crash to the earth*). What kind of positions she/he like?

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    The single life has been good to me for a while but I think I could use a nice lady in my life right now. Prob download one of these cheesy ass dating apps and give up again after a couple days.

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    that's the spirit! Might get lucky like playin craps or crabs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantasma Del Mar View Post
    Drunk dialed my most recent ex last night. We went out for about three months, she broke it off seven weeks ago. Got a voicemail, obvi, but I gotta say, it was pretty damn charming for a drunk dial 👌
    We've got back together and it's been over a month now ayyyyy

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    Thinking about adding a 3rd person to my relationship, an Italian!
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    Does he like the fist?

    Also, you know this is generally a bad sign, right? Not always. Most times.

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    I imagine it would depend on if it's one person's idea or both.

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    well, the fact that amy is involved, im gonna say its probably a bad sign of things to come.

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    Chainsmokers are undeniably better than Jack White at this point.

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    Something something wow I never thought about doublefisting like that before mumble blahhh

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    is that me or someone else, Cara?

    I found ANOTHER third person, he's closer, but in Montana. And then I found some OTHER guy who wants me all to himself but he understands my terms. So. Busy weekend. Not sure if this is the new promiscuous me, or if it's just run-of-the-mill manic phase.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    I'm going with the latter.

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    I chose the Montana guy in a dramatic fashion: he had me be naked around the house all evening while Nick was there, and Nick was so perplexed and angry when I told him why (I need 24/7 tpe) that I asked me to leave the house -- to move out -- by the fall. He was so angry.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    24/7 TPE IS HOT SHIT I DON'T BLAME YOU

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    Shoot. I shouldn't have said that last post. I had problems with wanting to humiliate myself, which ends up annoying everyone. Sorry about that.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    We need a thread for this, wherein we direct zzz'zzz. No pics though. KTB.

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    Still trying to rope Nick into having 3 people. So far, not so good.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    Try two gals + him.

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    Nick is bisexual.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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    And I need another dominant, preferably male.
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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