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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    I met a guy today. He's a lawyer and he's very charming and extremely into history. He has bad taste in movies, but I might be willing to overlook that. He talks an awful lot which works for me because I don't, and he's paternalistic which, again, works for me because I'm an idiot about making decisions.
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    He might be a serial killer
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I met a guy today. He's a lawyer and he's very charming and extremely into history. He has bad taste in movies, but I might be willing to overlook that. He talks an awful lot which works for me because I don't, and he's paternalistic which, again, works for me because I'm an idiot about making decisions.
    Good luck with the talks a lot part. I dated this girl for a while who talked most of the date and originally I thought this was great since it made up for my general inability to carry a conversation, but now it just annoys the crap out of me whenever I meet her because after we run out of things to discuss she spends like 2 extra hours talking about stuff I definitely do not care about and it's impossible to interrupt her to say I want to go.

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    that is why most people stop seeing people who are annoying when we aren't dating them anymore
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    Yeah that's a good point and also something I learned today and will now put into practice.

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    I think the broader point is it's better to date someone because the conversation feels natural than because "this other person talks a lot so I don't have to"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    He might be a serial killer
    Holy shit I'm dating Patrick Bateman. That'd actually be kind of hot.
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    Browsed OKC for a while. Annoying, annoying, oh here's a girl that seems really cool. Do I want to message her? Nah, we'd probably go out for a couple months then it'd burn out. Let's check tinder... swipe right, swipe right, swipe right, left, left, right... match. Check profile. "I love Jesus, he's my best friend." Shut off my phone and place my fork into my frozen TV dinner. Ah, the bachelor's life.

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    Is there a cooking thread?

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    There is a Cooking Thread, but I have had quite a hard time trying to convince paul that not eating microwavable food isn't terrifying.
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    If everyone in this bitch knew how to cook some Thai, this thread would be null.





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    I like some Thai food sometimes, but it's one of my least favorite foods. And I like almost everything.
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    We can all agree that Amy will never date anyone who is an adjusted and productive member of society, right?
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    I don't date guys without jobs, and they're usually pretty well-off. This guy showed me his childhood home yesterday which is in a really nice part of town somewhat near MY childhood home (which I also showed him). Is that weird that we showed each other our childhood homes? Lol. I don't know. I like him. He's geeky and he says he's kinky, so we'll see. He also makes it sound like he is going to shower gifts on me which I've never had happen to me before.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Careful, he might think kinky is doing it with the lights on. Don't go pulling out the latex gloves yet.

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    I met this other guy on Saturday, and I'm afraid we talked TOO MUCH about what we like sexually. I need to learn how to shut the fuck up.
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    So it turns out Jesus is a LOT like cr***

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    There is a Cooking Thread, but I have had quite a hard time trying to convince paul that not eating microwavable food isn't terrifying.
    Ok, I have a couple mid year resolutions.

    1. Learn how to cook.

    2. Learn how to meet people (women and men) in public settings. I'm fairly disenchanted with online dating at this point, so I need to figure out how to get out of my shell/deal with my social anxiety and just talk to people. It's probably not as hard as it seems.

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    Those are good goals, Icey.

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    Men who do not know how to cook is a big turn off for me.

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    Me too because I don't cook.
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    How about you fuckfaces all learn how to cook without it having anything to do with whether or not you want to get laid or date someone you gross monsters?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    How about you fuckfaces all learn how to cook without it having anything to do with whether or not you want to get laid or date someone you gross monsters?
    I realize this is in the dating thread but i want to learn how to cook so I can feed myself something besides TV dinners. If it helps with dating that's a positive spillover effect

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    Knowing how to cook, I think, can be helpful in spillover to all aspects of your life, dating included.

    I've watched every single boyfriend I've had absolutely massacre an attempt to cook a pasta dish. One of them heated alfredo sauce on the stove and just threw the dry pasta into the pan.

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    Cooking basic stuff is so easy, I've never been able to understand these stories about others guys who can't even cook pasta
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    2. Learn how to meet people (women and men) in public settings. I'm fairly disenchanted with online dating at this point, so I need to figure out how to get out of my shell/deal with my social anxiety and just talk to people. It's probably not as hard as it seems.
    It is. People are awful. Give up.

    I mean, seriously, when's the last time anyone has had an engaging conversation with a stranger?
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    I have known how to cook since I was old enough to reach the stove, but I learned recently that I wasn't cooking pasta correctly. I can see where guys could screw that up. The internet has taught me a few things I didn't know about basic cooking and food storage, stuff my mommy didn't teach me.

    Guys should also learn to dance, it will definitely earn you some points with the ladies.
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    Yes, dancing. Good call.

    What sort of dance class should such a guy begin with? It seems a lot of people do salsa these days
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I have known how to cook since I was old enough to reach the stove, but I learned recently that I wasn't cooking pasta correctly. I can see where guys could screw that up.
    I assume you were at least still boiling it in water, though, yes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I mean, seriously, when's the last time anyone has had an engaging conversation with a stranger?
    i do this a lot, but i come from a long line of weirdos.

    when i was a kid, my best friend tried to make mac & cheese in the coffee maker and on a cookie sheet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post

    I mean, seriously, when's the last time anyone has had an engaging conversation with a stranger?
    I have engaging conversations with strangers plenty. It usually involves alcohol though.

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