She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.I hardly think I'm an attention whore.I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer
telll, fuhh that bishh for playing with your bois heart
Let her tell.
You all are making some serious assumptions.
If I were to make assumptions, it sounds like he and she had some connections and she said let's take it slow, but then he left and she found somebody else.
If that's the case, then let her tell. If she's a "selfish pussy," then balls out . . . you should go ahead and tell.
Last edited by algunz; 05-28-2014 at 09:24 PM.
Both of them were single a month back, she had feelings for him, him for her, and they both agreed to take things slow and see where it develops. She starts talking to other guy and develops stronger feelings for him. SHe tells me this two weeks ago and that there is no feelings for my friend; i tell her to tell my friend soon and she says she will. Today I find her boyfriend hugging up on her and afterwards she tells me that they are dating. I tell her to tell my friend, and she promises to do it before the week is over.....i beat her to the punch
What kind of two timing succubilious vagina could it have taken to confuse and manipulate you two geniuses into this convoluted and hateful love triangle. You better do something unthinkably stupid for our sex you dumb dumb nightmare.
Sounds like her boyfriend is beating everyone to the lunch.
That was a spellcheck not a cunnulingus
The story checks out, particularly if the friend is in her 7th period math class and the new boyfriend is in her 4th period history class.
She should just fuck both of these fools and blow their minds.
Maybe they'll go away.
The boyfriend had enough sense to make it herstory and not history. The kid in math class just couldn't add it all up.
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If I had a nickel for every time a chick I liked was fucking someone else... I would never masterbate.
Ohhh I just heard a good one:
No one will ever say a guy is hung like a giraffe, unless his cock was colored yellow with black spots on it, in which case it doesn't matter because he doesn't have much time to live.
Don't you fret, little guy. A few more heartbreaks and you'll be able to afford those pockets.
Of course, then you won't have any nickels to put in them. You'll be like a one-man autoerotic Gift of the Magi.
so i want to create a match.com profile in an effort to meet men interested in having a relationship that eventually includes children. or at least people who can afford to go to dinner with me. any tips for how to create my profile? i tend to make a lot of jokes and avoid describing myself. i also tend to pic pictures where i am having fun as opposed to looking sexy.
Try to be genuine and be honest with what you want.
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I think the "fun" pictures are a good idea.
i do get a lot of messages about my pics being different from what people normally see. i just know the pics i like don't always equate to what men like.
and i want to be honest, but i have a feeling posting "my doctor said after my fourth surgery in two years that i need to decide if i want kids or not" will scare people off. i just don't know how to say that i want kids within the next few years without sounding scary
Well, it will sound scary to some guys, but certainly there are men in your age range who are on that site hoping to find someone to create a family with in the next couple of years as well.