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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    oh my god what an asshole. it's not being a "lesser person" that makes people selectively choose who are their friends, it's human nature. like this poor girl can just be a kind insect-question-answering friend to every single idiot she meets that sends her a safeway gift card. holy crap this guy is psycho.
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    Oh, that's that other woman's guy issue. I thought that was from what's his name.

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    This guy is a major creep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Oh, that's that other woman's guy issue. I thought that was from what's his name.
    Who is what's his name?
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    SOOOOO many questions about insects!!!!

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    Who is what's his name?
    If i could remember his name i wouldn't call him what's his name.

    the wimpy guy you were previously dating.

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    the wimpy guy you were previously dating.
    Oh. No. That wimp gives zero fucks about the current belief of sentience in insect colonies.
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    He's not as bad as I'd thought then.

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    My friend obviously did not reply to that guy's email. He just sent her a text with a link to this song:

    "It feels like this":
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    That song is awful. How appropriate.
    I don't think I'm hosting a 2016 collaborative playlist.

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    Are there such a things as dating trolls? Because this is what this seems like.
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    I told her to reply, "THAT SONG SUCKS AND YOU SUCK."
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    If she sent any reply at all he would start sending her insect larvae in the mail and telling her how bad she is for wrapping him up in a cocoon of solitude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    If she sent any reply at all he would start sending her insect larvae in the mail and telling her how bad she is for wrapping him up in a cocoon of solitude.
    aaaahahahaha
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    A girl that I dated last summer just told me that she got engaged. I'm happy for her, but this is a weird feeling.
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    So you dated her only for one summer? Was it at camp?
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Actually we did go camping once.
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    My point being, this sounds like a fairly inconsequential relationship for her subsequent engagement to stir any feelings in you.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    It's not stirring anything paritcularly deep it's just strange/surprising that she got engaged so fast.
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    May 16th - Brötzmann/Adasiewicz/Edwards/Noble at Zebulon
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    did you fuck her? how do you feel knowing she's getting fucked now?

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    No, this is the girl that I think I posted about in here before saying she wanted to wait until marriage for sex and there was a debate about whether it made sense for me to date her. Things ended amicably since neither of us was that into each other.
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    Have you done any hate-jacking?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    You should have married her, taken her to pound town for a few weeks. Then got divorced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Have you done any hate-jacking?
    grudge-jerking

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Have you done any hate-jacking?
    2 times a day, 6 days a week. I abstain on the Sabbath
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    May 2nd - Tortoise at the Teragram Ballroom
    May 6th -*Sunn O)))*at the Regent Theater
    May 7th - Melvins, Melt Banana at the Troubadour
    May 16th - Brötzmann/Adasiewicz/Edwards/Noble at Zebulon
    ATP Iceland, July 1-3, 2016*
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    Speaking of the Sabbath, both of the last two girls I was with told me I was their first uncut guy. One of them was legitimately confused until I explained it.
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    May 6th -*Sunn O)))*at the Regent Theater
    May 7th - Melvins, Melt Banana at the Troubadour
    May 16th - Brötzmann/Adasiewicz/Edwards/Noble at Zebulon
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    yay for foreskin!
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    if someone is waiting until marriage to have sex, a speedy engagement shouldn't be a surprise at all.
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    I asked her if she was happy and she said "not as much as the women on TV. I am satisfied though"
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    What women on TV? What?
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