It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[Starraven]

might just be an old profile if your man broke up with him recently for you

I wouldn't freak out about it especially if u said it's whatever until you guys move near each other

[SoulDischarge]

I don't think it has anything to do with my dude being dishonest. The ex has always been very possessive of him to an uncomfortable degree. I was just chatting with my guy on Facebook and mentioned I wanted to talk but said we can do it later since he's at work.

And it's definitely not his ex not updating the profile because the first thing it says is that he's back in town for a little while, then it goes on about "husband" and all that stuff. Which is a pretty strong word for what I thought was a relationship without much of a future. But yeah, I'll figure it all out later. It's kind of not a huge deal as I feel like it's not something my guy is doing, just this other guy being his usual overbearing self, but I suppose it couldn't hurt to try to figure out where everything stands and let it be known that I'm a little uncomfortable about that.

[greghead]

but I suppose it couldn't hurt to try to figure out where everything stands and let it be known that I'm a little uncomfortable about that.

This. Communicating this to your guy is very important, don't let it fester.

However, being a skeezy motherfucker myself, I can say with near-certainty that something fishy is afoot.

[guedita]

Oh, good.

[mountmccabe]

Singles With Food Allergies? Ugh give me a break.

Oh, good.

You're consistent!

[mountmccabe]

Did anyone ever followup with their experiences with Sea Captain Date or FindYourFaceMatch?

[TomAz]

I almost always agree with Cara about everything. But I don't see any problem with a Gluten Free singles site. It makes perfect sense to me.

[miscorrections]

I prefer that they voluntarily segregate themselves from the rest of the normal bread-eating population.

[guedita]

Occasional Toe Fungus Singles site.

[bmack86]

Horse Meat Lovers Meet

[guedita]

Sexy Psoriasis Sufferers Soirees

[bmack86]

NAMBLA

[lehorne]

Occasional Toe Fungus Singles site.

massages only with a bedsheet separator or if wearing heavy duty labor socks. No exceptions.

[thelastgreatman]

Hypochondriac Bullshit Artists Cupid.

[SoulDischarge]

From some Buzzfeed list. Some I know I've seen before, but this had to be posted.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

That's pretty funny if it's true.

[IceyHotshot]

Dating is annoying.

All I want is to go out to dinner or some similar activity, have a lighthearted conversation, and fuck. In a monogamous/exclusive context.

[Mr.Trent]

Dating is annoying.

All I want is to go out to dinner or some similar activity, have a lighthearted conversation, and fuck. In a monogamous/exclusive context.

You just defined what dating is.. what exactly do you find annoying?

[thelastgreatman]

The fact that no one will date him.

[HotHamWater]

Dating is annoying.

All I want is to go out to dinner or some similar activity, have a lighthearted conversation, and fuck. In a monogamous/exclusive context.

So sex isn't terrifying to you anymore?

[miscorrections]

The fact that no one will date him.

Nailed it.

[IceyHotshot]

More accurately, I'm dating someone who wants to wait until marriage for sex, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to wait.

[Starraven]

Sounds familiar. Gonna have to change the type of girl you go after.

[guedita]

Oh my god. Just rape her.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

It's totally fine to use that as a reason to move on. Different people have different priorities.

[IceyHotshot]

Sounds familiar. Gonna have to change the type of girl you go after.

I probably need to change some of the answers to questions I made a couple years back (when I was, as Tommy says, "terrified of sex") on OkCupid. Then I can match up with different kinds of girls.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

But maaaaybe you could get a blowjob first

[unit300021]

And when all else fails there is this option.

Oh my god. Just rape her.

[guedita]

Seriously though, change those OKCupid answers.

[SoulDischarge]

More accurately, I'm dating someone who wants to wait until marriage for sex, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to wait.

Those people still exist? What the fuck? No wonder everyone wants to own a gun, they're clearly not getting satisfaction anywhere else.