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  1. 02-14-2013, 11:02 AM #11371
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    I'll be home alone going nuts from cymbalta withdrawal. IT COULD BE WORSE
    I'm sorry. I have experienced withdrawals from an SSRI before and while I know.this is different, I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
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    I will be hiding in my room, watching a Sopranos marathon, smoking weed and trying not to hear my roommate banging his girlfriend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I will be hiding in my room, watching a Sopranos marathon, smoking weed and trying not to hear my roommate banging his girlfriend.
    All but that last part sounds lovely.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.
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    I should be blacked out by 3:45pm. To be continued..
    LOL! <33
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    All but that last part sounds lovely.
    He has had to hear me so I can't complain too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    All but that last part sounds lovely.
    You don't need to lie. You know very well that last part intrigues you as well.
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    Well... maybe if I smoked first. A LOT
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I will be hiding in my room, watching a Sopranos marathon, smoking weed and trying not to hear my roommate banging his girlfriend.
    maybe you should come over here and do that. i like all these things & have xanax, just sayin'
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    ^ lucky.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    maybe you should come over here and do that. i like all these things & have xanax, just sayin'
    YES PLEASE!!!!!
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    I want a xanax nightwith Loca and Ivy. NOW I'M BLUE, PAUL. YOU JERK. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

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    This really is going to be my best valentines day ever.
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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    it's on! sorry, cara. maybe some too too dolls will ease the pain lol
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    I'm going to cook a fantastic dinner to have ready when Jennie gets home from work. Upon completion of meal we will retire to the bedroom where I will defile her.

    No flowers, no cards, just food & defilement.
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    Tasty.
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    I am coaching volleyball until 9. I will then go home, shower, and go to bed. I am a romantic.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    I'm going to cook a fantastic dinner to have ready when Jennie gets home from work. Upon completion of meal we will retire to the bedroom where I will defile her.

    No flowers, no cards, just food & defilement.
    If you're making fried chicken, I'm coming over!

    I've had 3 guys say "Happy Valentine's Day" to me today. The guy I'm currently dating is not one of them. 2 were from exes.
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    robin = unsmoteable
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Tasty.
    Hey man, I know what my target audience is looking for.


    Ha, Robin, no fried chicken. Maybe beef tenderloin or stuffed pork chops or something. I need to think of a side dish. Maybe mash butternut squash, mix in cheese, form thin pancakes and fry in bacon grease. Something good, no doubt.
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    I find it ironic how many people on this board are on xanax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xanman86 View Post
    I find it ironic how many people on this board are on xanax.
    It makes dealing with you only barely manageable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    It makes dealing with you only barely manageable.
    I think even that is a stretch.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    Do you know what I find ironic?


    Usually, things actually steeped in irony.

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    Damnit I want to come too, but it's a school night and I already have plans with my parents and siblings. :/ It's my parents' 44th anniversary today.
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    Greg has the best plans for tonight so far. Maybe I'll head to a bar and see what trouble I can get into.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greghead View Post
    Hey man, I know what my target audience is looking for.


    Ha, Robin, no fried chicken. Maybe beef tenderloin or stuffed pork chops or something. I need to think of a side dish. Maybe mash butternut squash, mix in cheese, form thin pancakes and fry in bacon grease. Something good, no doubt.
    You really shouldn't post what you plan on making if you don't want people to show up.
    But, lucky for you, I'm having a bunch of orders being shipped to my new place today. I'll probably be busy tonight testing out my new vacuum.
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    I'm making my date vacuum for me. Shirtless.

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    I'm watching one of our cats trying to rape another one of our cats. Once I get a pizza, it will be a truly perfect day.
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    Froyo. None of the other BS. Stoked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    You really shouldn't post what you plan on making if you don't want people to show up.
    But, lucky for you, I'm having a bunch of orders being shipped to my new place today. I'll probably be busy tonight testing out my new vacuum.
    Well, let's be honest here, we will both get too stuffed & drunk for any sort of sexual activity and will likely put on buffet pants and fall asleep.
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