It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[frazzles]

a real man's cum would shoot piercing rays of C through her shorts directly into her anus.

Holy shit this is amazing.

[amyzzz]

Vitamin C?

[ENluv12]

Someone needs to sig that.

[HotHamWater]

Someone needs to sig that.

I did as soon as I saw it.

[RotationSlimWang]

I believe the guy.

[ENluv12]

I did as soon as I saw it.

yessssssssssss

[SlowMotionApocalypse]

I believe the guy.

God bless you, I know you are a good person in your heart.

[weeklymix]

God bless you, I know you are a good person in your heart.

Now I don't believe him.

[caco0283]

a real man's cum would shoot piercing rays of C through her shorts directly into her anus.

ahahahahahahahaha

[zircona1]

I might be going on OK Cupid again, I'm nervous about it.

Is it a good idea to look for matches in an area that you visit every once in a while and MIGHT be moving to in the future? This would be an area, like, hundreds of miles from where you presently live.

[mountmccabe]

It might be useful for gathering information to help you decide if you want to move (to get an idea of the size and breadth of the dating pool compared to where you are now or other possible locations) but I don't see why you would want to start messaging or investing yourself in anybody until you actually moved.

I say this as someone who moved 2500 miles to be with somebody; I was actively against starting a long distance relationship.

[chairmenmeow47]

i don't think it's a bad idea, but i wouldn't expect everyone to be open to the idea. maybe save that part until you have to bring it up so you can get to know people first. not saying you should lie, just wait to bring it up.

also, i really need to stop getting drunk and writing letters i can't take back

[HotHamWater]

also, i really need to stop getting drunk and writing letters i can't take back

I don't think you have my new address, so it will probably just get sent back to you.

[JustSteve]

I think you should lettuce be the judge of said letter. Post it up.

[SoulDischarge]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/seancurry1/t...-everyone-5qqa

[mountmccabe]

Those are amazing.

I am kind of terrified by FindYourFaceMate.

[unit300021]

Nudist dating site. I feel like that is the place where teenage boys will create a fake profile to look at naked girls pictures, but end up with old naked guys instead.

[amyzzz]

Not everyone looks good naked.

[guedita]

Singles With Food Allergies? Ugh give me a break.

[Zafocaine]

Nudist dating site. I feel like that is the place where teenage boys will create a fake profile to look at naked girls pictures, but end up with old naked guys instead.

If you can't figure out who the men wearing fishnet stockings are within the first week of being online, then you probably deserve to learn the hard way.

[Dogvolta]

Cougarlife.com

ON IT

EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.

[amyzzz]

Nope.

[psychic friend]

Nope.

agreed

[zircona1]

i don't think it's a bad idea, but i wouldn't expect everyone to be open to the idea. maybe save that part until you have to bring it up so you can get to know people first. not saying you should lie, just wait to bring it up.

Well I was going to say in my profile that I don't live in the area, but do visit out there a few times a year and am considering moving there.

[amyzzz]

agreed

^5.

[BROKENDOLL]

Cougarlife.com

ON IT

EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.

I care for a lady who is going to be 89 next month. Her and her boyfriend had a spat the other day and she told me to keep an eye out for a new boyfriend for her, preferably someone younger... I bet I'd get a lot of Brownie points while you were being made to feel like a kid again...Let's do this!

[clleadz]

Cougarlife.com

ON IT

EDIT: Being 28, am I too old for cougar play? Last time I went on my cougar spree I was 22-24.

I had no idea this existed. Any luck?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

There are plenty of newly divorced women in their 40s that would be very happy to get fucked by a 28-year old.

[ocbruin84]

"sea captain date the fuck dot com"

[lehorne]

anyone ever got head from one of those big enhanced lipped, plastic surgery older cat face women? Just curious. I find them so disgusting, but am also concerned for them on a human level.