That kinda makes me hungry, but I am ok with that.
"Hey Jerry! Meet my current fuckhole/fuckstick"
That is when I introduce the other person first...
"This is Tommy..." then the date says "Hi, Tommy, I am Brad"
It usually works out pretty well. Then again, that can backfire too.
8/7/16 - Sufjan Stevens @ Hollywood Bowl // 8/8/16 - Radiohead @ Shrine // 8/8/16 - Boris @ Regent
9/14/16 - Wilco @ Theatre at Ace Hotel // 9/18/16 - Kraftwerk @ Hollywood Bowl
Mom, Grandma, this is Gustavo, my slab of man meat.
"Guy I'm currently boning" and "slab of manmeat" are definitely on my short list... though I'm not sure how a guy would feel if we were legitimately monogamously dating and I introduced him that way. Guys have like... feelings.. and shit.
Everyone has to have a title, if not then how would we know what roll they play in someone's life? The world would be in total chaos! This is Jim... Wait, is Jim her brother, uncle, dog, what is happening here?????
A 40 year old man who gets butthurt about you referring to him as your cock stump needs to go back to the cave of loneliness for a while
Maybe she wants to show off her man.
the busy bee has no time for sorrow.
Labels are sometimes awful, sure, but we can at least all agree that we've all fantasized about that romantic moment when someone turns to you and says, "I want you to be my forever cum bucket."
I love showering my cum bucket with my love juice. Then we embrace in unity.