It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

hahahaha, Drinkey. I've been sitting on that one. But I was like, wait. Someone else will see it.

I was on the freeway when he typed it or I'm sure I would have responded more quickly.

[stuporfly]

I don't need fingers to count mine.

Prefer a fist, eh?

[getbetter]

Come on guys you haven't had a Spirtualized yet? You guys need to get more Adventurist!!!

[Robin]

So is it the pinky that you left up, or the thumb? I'm curious how you count these situations out...

Seriously, I've lurked and seen the pics... maybe it's more about the sorta girls I like, but you're too Yum to be in that situation. Or........are you just trolling for attention? Hmmmmmmm....

Well, thanks!
Not trolling. Was just trying to add something to the thread. I have to be at a certain level of comfort before putting out. Guy #1 was a former coworker. There was always some sexual tension between us, and during my last month on the job, we ended up being on a business trip together. Guy #2 was a short lived relationship, about a month long. It was fun while it lasted.
I really don't go out much, or meet guys worth dating, so my dating life is pretty scarce.

[BROKENDOLL]

Call me gullible but I really feel like she’s really going thru this shit.

Going through it? Hell, I'm convinced she's digging the hole for it using the "Mystery Date" board game and an Ouiji board as her reference guide.

[SoulDischarge]

http://deadspin.com/5910779/24+year+...urce=pulsenews

[amyzzz]

sounds like asperger's /\

[captncrzy]

I just remember when i was in Israel I told some girl i met who lived in San Diego(who be back in home by last monday) to meet me at the belly up to see Spiritualized.She didn't know who they were but seem interested in me so was I was wondering if she will show up Sunday.Not like I care if she is there or not just kinda like let's see if she adventurist since I didn't give her my number . Before I left the hotel she repeat what I told her from the night before so it makes me curious.

Never write to her. Ever.

[JustSteve]

http://deadspin.com/5910779/24+year+...urce=pulsenews

how old is supre?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Never write to her. Ever.

Ahahahahahaha

[algunz]

Yes. I seriously LOL'd too. /\

[Mugwog]

It's amazing how one can swoon a lady or forever bear the mark of ignorance like a scarlet letter in a simple written message.

[theresalwaysone]

The weird part is he's a normal guy in person. I don't understand how you can type like you have a speech impediment but talk normally.

[locachica73]

Not that there is anything wrong with having a speech impediment...

[amyzzz]

I thought he was using swype a lot from some of the errors he makes.

[BROKENDOLL]

The weird part is he's a normal guy in person. I don't understand how you can type like you have a speech impediment but talk normally.

Really, it isn't that hard. Am I the only one who totally got what he was trying to say?

[TomAz]

I thought he was using swype a lot from some of the errors he makes.

If swype came in a little baggie, you might be right.

[amyzzz]

I realize that it's not just swype.

[getbetter]

Never write to her
. Ever.

Noted and thanks for putting up me guys if i havent ever said that before.I laughed at that too.

[captncrzy]

Ah, I'm just busting your balls.

[kitt kat]

I am glad I wasn't lead on longer, yeah. I was mostly just confused since he initiated hanging out in the first place the first week or so, and whatever physical stuff came after. Whatever, I was kinda bummed but I'm not letting it ruin my life. Tomorrow is my birthday. I need to have fun.

The stupid hot guy came to a show with my roommate and I yesterday and...ugh, I dunno. He's kinda the worst. He'll try really hard to impress people in conversation and he does this thing where he'll bring up things you said/mentioned in the past — but for the most part, he kinda acts like a hyperactive child. Didn't hang with him during the show much, but he was usually with dudes or by himself. Wasn't running around hitting on babes. Ugh, but having him drive in the car with us was the worst because he does not stop talking.

My roommate and I decided he's really insecure and has some emotional baggage going on. I decided it's a shame, really, because if he was "a normal human being" and wasn't so awkward, I feel like he'd be a really cool dude to have around. My friend who is friends with us both keeps saying he and I are just going to end up married one day; ugh, please do not wish that upon me!

[TomAz]

Normal is overrated. I mean that.

You know what's normal? Carrie Underwood. you sure you want normal?


I know it's probably just semantics.

[getbetter]

Not to be a dick but the one time i met kat it remind me of this Joey_Jeffy_Jamie.jpg .

But you know not like Quinn physical looks.

[ods..]

http://deadspin.com/5910779/24+year+...urce=pulsenews

This sounds like American Psycho. Specifically "Does Mike's butt need toning?"

[kitt kat]

Normal is overrated. I mean that.

I don't mean white bread, WASP-y normal. I just mean "Able to interact with human beings without being a weirdo" normal.

[chairmenmeow47]

i've been on a project and away from my co-workers almost the entire day. while leaving through, a few of them were still there and all said "wait wait wait, we want a man update. it's been too long and we live vicariously through you". most of them have kids or their family has so many kids it's like they have kids.

in other news, only my dad has been able to get my tiny table-top cheapo grill to work properly. the dude i've been going out with is bringing over steaks this weekend to grill. let's see if he has what it takes to grill my steak.

[chairmenmeow47]

http://deadspin.com/5910779/24+year+...urce=pulsenews

i would really enjoy filling out free-form surveys if i knew i wasn't going to see the person again. maybe there should be a focus group about the guy with his dates from the past few months. i want to design a better 24 Year Old Science Guy.

[insbordnat]

let's see if he has what it takes to grill my steak.

As in "fix your sink"? That's how it sounds...

...and if that's what you meant, I'm stealing it.

[chairmenmeow47]

grilling steak is serious business in the consideration of a potential life partner, insobordnat.

[buddy]

Is there multiple levels of grilling steak, say like rare, medium, and well done?