Rule #1 about dating: Don't date your blood relatives
If you're going to makeout/get down with your cousin, do it in a drunken/drugged out haze and make sure your cousin is at an equal level of inebriation or higher. That way, after it goes down, you sleep in another room. Make sure you leave no evidence of it going down and it can all be some sort of fucked up wet dream that will scare you when sobriety hits.
One of my cousins slept with his brother's girlfriend's mom.
5/1: Giegling Showcase @ Oakland
5/2: Sleater-Kinney @ The Masonic
5/8: Talker, Patricia @ f8
5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
5/29: Max Cooper EMERGENCE @ PW
5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
6/2: Kiasmos ft. Olafur Arnalds, Rival Consoles @ The Independent
A Thread About Incest.
Things learned from SlowMotionApocalypse today; Transgendered people are mentally ill sexual deviants, but it's perfectly fine to seriously contemplate incest.
Is there any incest that bothers you that much, amy?
Oh god. That's just all sorts of wrong.
In other news, I am still ambivalent if this guy likes me. He asked about the UCB show my roommate and I are going to tonight, but it's sold out. He said we should hang after, I said OK. Last night I asked him what he was up to (because I was bored) and he responded two hours later saying he was watching a movie. That's it. Does he not realize I'm trying to hang out with him or what??
So basically, I'm debating if it would be ok to ask if he still wants to hang tonight. (Roommate wants to get food after, so I don't want to say no to her until I know about tonight.) Seeing as how he didn't respond well last night, am I right to assume he doesn't want to hang out anymore tonight after this UCB show? Should I just not contact him and go out with my roommate?
Kat: I believe I have told you this many times.
STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH AND BE STRAIGHTFORWARD!
"What are you doing?" does not translate to "I want to hang out" in everybody's head.
Aaaand with that, he just texted. But now he's asking if I want to hang out before the show.......Which won't work. I get off at 730ish, get home by 830ish and the show is at 930ish. Do I tell him no? Because I guess he just insinuated afterwords won't work for him.
Why not just be direct, tell him what you just told us (about it not working with your schedule), and asking if he can hang out after instead
Maybe tell your roomie you'd like a date with this guy to the show that's sold out? I'm sure she'd be willing to give up her ticket instead of hearing about how your vag isn't being pounded as much as you want it to be.
Also "what are you doing" makes it seem more like you want to option him, and plenty of guys in LA are already jaded at being some girls option rather than focus. If optioned off the bat, that doesn't really make a solid relationship, and the only reason a guy will stick around if you optioned him is because you're giving him pussy. Once a girl he likes comes around, he'll fly off like a bat in the night.
Last edited by Mugwog; 05-10-2012 at 03:30 PM.
5/15-17/15 - Psycho CA @ Observatory // 5/22/15 - Laura Jane Grace @ Hollywood Forever Cemetary // 5/27/15 - Neutral Milk Hotel @ Warner Grand Theater
6/3/15 - Sufjan Stevens @ Dorothy Chandler // 7/15/15 - Shellac @ Regent // 7/31/15 - Melt Banana w/Torche @ Roxy
I'm starting to believe kat is an expert troll beyond all years