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    uh oh....

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    I love you, Zack.

    I'm taking a day trip with Ms Veggie Burger this Saturday.

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    WOW!
    "Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"

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    Post of the year.

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    What's this self absorbed bitch going to say when she sees Weekly's post?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    What's this self absorbed bitch going to say when she sees Weekly's post?
    She'll probably say something like:
    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    I hate everything.

    P.S. If the Charlie Chaplin confession wasn't enough for me to fall in love with Weekly, this is. Holy cow.
    Last edited by romanticizer; 03-02-2012 at 12:36 AM.

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    That's pretty damn funny. Well played, sir.
    "Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"

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    I'm putting my bet on the misogyny card getting played.

    Also, is anyone else weirded out by the choice of the word "Quiver" as the title of OKC's matching algorithm or whatever?
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    Quote Originally Posted by romanticizer View Post
    P.S. If the Charlie Chaplin confession wasn't enough for me to fall in love with Weekly, this is. Holy cow.
    We should go on a date sometime?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post

    Also, is anyone else weirded out by the choice of the word "Quiver" as the title of OKC's matching algorithm or whatever?
    I like having possible lovers in my quiver
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Wait.. roast a bitch, did you really just say what white people only want white people?

    That's not true. I want tall, somewhat pretty Asian guys.

    So far OKCupid is not delivering on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    I don't see how this is relevant because

    1. I don't know you
    2. I've maybe said 2 words to you
    3. "Showing interest" means in person
    Not to sound like a total slut bag, Weekly, but this is me, showing you interest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Fine line between being constructive and being rude.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Just think, if you had kept your mouth shut you would have gotten a blow job.

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    I shouldn't say anything, but...

    Hahahahaha
    Sorry, I laugh at everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Wait.. roast a bitch, did you really just say what white people only want white people?

    That's not true. I want tall, somewhat pretty Asian guys.

    So far OKCupid is not delivering on this.
    Just observations from anti-square's link. Not about anyone's particular preference.

    LINK
    Last edited by lt.roast.a.botch; 03-02-2012 at 08:17 AM. Reason: fix link

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Not to sound like a total slut bag, Weekly, but this is me, showing you interest.
    YOU SLUT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Not to sound like a total slut bag, Weekly, but this is me, showing you interest.
    YOU SLUT!

    Hey Weekly, I told you bitches love pies

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    So after several daily back and forth messages with lemonworld, I finally asked her out for a drink. She looked at my profile again the day after I sent the message and decided to not reply. Oh well, I answered some more questions and messaged 5 other girls I apparently had good compatability. I will not give up until I get at least one date form this damn site. I'm on a mission. It's a numbers game and it's all about how low i'm willing to go on the standards scale. I'm already making concessions on looks land messaging girls who aren't all that attractive....I will NOT make those same concessions on brains and ideals though. I will not date some annoying moron just because I am annoying.

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    For some strange reason, I'm finding myself quite infatuated with Weekly.

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    This one is for you Fax.

    from the same blog
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    However if you do manage to sleep with him again I would probably bring your "A-Game" though.
    = anal
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    There is only one word that can sum this up, crushingblows.

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    Oh my dear god that was brilliant.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by anti-square View Post
    This one is for you Fax.

    from the same blog
    That blog says I should greet someone with "yo" as opposed to "hi" or "hello" yet they also say I should be very literate in my messages. Honestly, I pretty much do all of the other recommendations including their "consider being atheist". Apparently the most important message I can take away from reading that link is to start my messages with "how's it going" instead of "hi". Got it.

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    Think I am going to take a "break" from dating for awhile. Been going out on various dates over the last year or so, and just burned out I think. Plus, it is so damn expensive. Gonna miss the sex, though. Need to go cash in my FwB chips...

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    So the crazy eyes WERE real?


    Just kidding, man. Sucks it apparently didn't work out. Sit the next few play out and try again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    So the crazy eyes WERE real?


    Just kidding, man. Sucks it apparently didn't work out. Sit the next few play out and try again.
    Ha! We decided to back off for now. We like each other, and enjoy each other's company...just not feeling "it" as of now. Maybe a break will do us some good, or just make us realize our suspicions are correct.

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    Happy leap year!! =) Do anything special yesterday?
    Yes! I stalked, shot, defeathered, broiled, and then ate what I thought was a quail, only to realize that it was a pigmy rooster.
    This guy's collection of pictures is a collection of him during the act of drawing. He's an "artist."
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