part of the fun about public masturbation is almost getting caught.
so its kinda like cheese house theory? build build build and miss several perfect opportunities for an itch, then when you do itch, just fucking go crazy scratching your self?
Why the interest in the amount of times I masturbate?
And to answer your question, Zero.
I've only masturbated a couple times at a previous job.
I can sing YELLOW SUBMARINE pronouncing each word spelled backwards.
I got accepted to UC Berkeley.
That's certainly boring.
What's your boring focus?
I hate my job and I fear it shows.
10/29 Hot Chip @ The Fox Theatre
11/07 Rufus Du Sol @ The Mezzanine (?)
11/13 Mr Little Jeans @ The Rickshaw Stop
11/20 Keep Shelly in Athens @ Awaken
I like to think that I'm the best sister ever because I just lent my brother $11,000 to buy a new motorcycle.
... Yes, that's being a very good sister. Are you going to help foot his hospital bills as well?