Boring Shit About Your Life

[OnlyNonStranger]

I got rear ended on the 10 coming home from work today. I was completely stopped and this guy hit me. He barely spoke English. My bumper came apart.

I hit my head on the steering wheel and it's taking some effort to spell things correctly.

You have a concussion. Go to the ER.

[guedita]

I wish all of you had boils or some sort of physically reprehensible disease almost daily.

[OnlyNonStranger]

How do you know we don't?

[guedita]

Them wishes be workin'

[BROKENDOLL]

Sitting here reading this thread with two wads of tissue stuck in my nostrils to prevent my own drowning has been the highlight of my day.

[M Sparks]

I just read my annual benefits enrollment packet. Premiums and benefits are remaining the same, so that's good. I'm not sure if I still need to enroll. Although, I'm thinking about opening an HSA. I tend to wear the same glasses for too long, so maybe if I put a few dollars aside in an HSA every week, I will use it to buy new ones. Plus, I usually wind up getting some kind of lung infection once a year or so, so I'll use it for pre-deductible office visits. My life insurance is going up from 2.4 cents per $1000 of coverage per pay period to 3.7 cents. That's because I'm over 40 now. It doesn't really seem that fair, I don't feel like I'm 54.1666666666% more likely to die than I was last year. I've been working out a lot more than I used to and eating better, I'd say I'm much healthier now than I was a few years ago, both physically and mentally. But it's all about the actuary tables, I suppose. I ate a bowl of Oatmeal Squares while I was reading. That's supposed to be good for your heart, but the real reason was the skim milk was expiration dated today and I hadn't even opened it yet. I wanted to get some use out of it. Normally, I'll eat steal cut oatmeal for breakfast, with some blueberries, but that takes too long for a late night snack. I use frozen blueberries, I wish I could use fresh, but I just don't have time to go to the store so often for fresh produce.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I made a salad for dinner tonight. I intended it to be healthy but then I poured about 4 servings of Caesar on it. I also forgot to fold my laundry after I brought it into my bedroom. Hope nobody thinks less of me after reading all this.

[ambient sounds]

I saw a dog fall out of a car window today while the owner was driving. The dog just rolled around a bit on the floor while another car almost ran it over. After the dog regained it's composure it found the nearest tree to pee on and acted like nothing happened.

[Phenomena]

Did laundry Today and watched the Layover on LA. Laughed at all the LA jokes being from the vicinity of the town. Went to a friends house and got drunk on Newcastle and PBR. We watched bad movies which then everyone else that lived at the house pointed out how bad they were and blamed me for them being on tv. We then went to the store to buy groceries for dinner. When we returned I put on Winter's bone which I thought was a good movie then got ragged on for how depressing it is. Came to the conclusion that watching movies over there when everyone else is home isn't a good idea. my friend said my Tom's looked like they were from the future. I am now finishing up the newcastles i had after I drank a glass of wine that tasted like fermented jolly ranchers. never again on that wine.

[windjackass]

Have barely used copies of Skyrim, Uncharted 3, Skyward Sword, FFXIII, Arkham City on my coffee table, and I have instead chosen to watch Boyz N the Hood on Netflix.

[Mugwog]

Going to have to seek new insurance since they hiked up my premium by double for having an at fault accident.

After a meeting, brought my friend out for some Baja Fresh. We got free churros because he finished the "Burrito Dos Manos" when the girl said he couldn't.

After that helped another friend clear a little more out of his studio. It's a lot of stuff.
A past project he had worked on left him with this huge bullet proof glass thing that the owner never picked up. He ended up charging the guy ~400-500 bucks to have "movers" move it and dump it somewhere. We ended up dumping the huge slab of bullet proof glass a few blocks down. It was really loud being dropped out of my friends car.

Then I drove two of my buddy's friends home, since we were done helping him move for the day.

About to smoke some pot and play some PS3 before I call it a night.

[Pixiessp]

I just flossed and brushed my teeth.

I fell asleep right after I typed the sentence above.

I just fell asleep again.

[frizzlefry]

I saw a dog fall out of a car window today while the owner was driving. The dog just rolled around a bit on the floor while another car almost ran it over. After the dog regained it's composure it found the nearest tree to pee on and acted like nothing happened.

Most interesting boring story I've read

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Oh wait fuck.

[NachoCat]

My voice sounds like I have a cold all the time. 1-2 times a week I get asked if I have a cold or if I'm sick. I usually just say yeah.

[yeahfontaine]

For the next four days, from the hours of 7:45-12:30 every day, I'll be watching 90+ teenagers give presentations about different authors from the Northwest.

[Cameron Frye]

i'm shaving and then proceeding to take a shower...naked

[faxman75]

I had a banana and a handful of sunflower seeds for breakfast. Now i'm drinking water and listening to music. It should be a nice day today, I hope to go for a walk at lunch.

[gaypalmsprings]

I had oatmeal and a banana for breakfast. I need the fiber.

[Premium Roast]

woke up and smelled the coffee. And drank it. Don't eat breakfast.

Need to do Q4 taxes for the State Board of Equalization submittal. Then hit the PO Box for checks. Looks nice out, no clouds.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I woke up, took a piss and am now laying on the couch with the sun in my face and my dogs on my legs.

[Cameron Frye]

at the gym on my laptop - listening to old men scream at each other on the racquetball courts. great

[Kyliediscope]

My wisdom teeth are finally coming in, but they don't hurt. I guess I should go to the dentist and get them looked at, but I don't really feel like it. I bruised my leg breaking into my laundry room and now the bruise sort of looks like a giant dragon head. It hurts like the feeling when your calves are tight the next day after running a mile extra too long. My nose is slightly runny and there is a tickle in my throat like I might be getting sick? I don't want to get sick because I have a lot to accomplish on my days off this week.

[EastLos01]

At work waiting for our main server to reboot. it's been down for about half an hour now.

[BROKENDOLL]

Any ideas as to what I can create with all these fucking snot rags I'm surrounded by?

[algunz]

I started my period this morning.