Boring Shit About Your Life

[RageAgainstTheAoki]

Whoever came up with Vitamin Water is a marketing genius. Take some water, add sugar and a little artificial flavoring and food color, call it HEALTHY, and sell it for $2 per bottle.

Well, yes. That’s all true. But in my defense, I only drink the “Zero” flavors, so I won’t go into a diabetic coma from sugar. I probably will get cancer from the artificial sweeteners, but let’s not split hairs. I really pace myself on them. One bottle takes me 3-4 days to finish. In moderation, I think I should be fine. But, yeah, if you were replacing water with Vitamain Water? That would be nutso.

[Courtney]

I'm just in awe of the person who figured out this was a good idea for a product. Like, genuinely respectful of that kind of evil genius.

I think I am going to make an m&m with some metamucil in the center and call it "Fiber Energy."

[JustSteve]

Checking the forum. While taking a shit.

[algunz]

I'm going to La Quinta this weekend to look at cool architecture in the area. I'll probably go swimming too.

[santasutt]

One of our dogs is named Biggie Smalls. Guess which one.

[Cameron Frye]

Checking the forum. While taking a shit.

that's why laptops where invented. hat tip to you good sir

i'm waiting for WWE RAW to start

[algunz]

One of our dogs is names Biggie Smalls. Guess which one.

Your dogs look like they should be slashing ankles in a pet cemetery.

[Mugwog]

Vitamin Water - Same people who do Red Bull and Smart Water

$$$


So, I took two shits today, from eating way too much pizza last night at 2am.

[disgustipated]

I have the uncontrollable urge to cup Toms feet.

[zenidogx]

I'm going to see a dentist on Thursday. It's my first ever trip to a dentist. Banana chips are my favorite snack.

[frizzlefry]

I just returned yet another text book because I always procrastinate on buying my books online. I confirmed with the cashier that after today, if I deem to buy the same book tomorrow I can, again, return it in three days, which hopefully will be enough time for the cheaper version of the same book to be delivered to my apartment...I don't know why but this sentence was hard to articulate.

[ThatGirl]

I have a beautifully monogrammed sterling Fisting & Tampons cigarette case from the Victorian era. It's been passed down in my family for generations.

I have an old brass iron from the 1700's that you put coal into to make it get hot. It has been engraved by a woman in my family each hundred years. Whichever woman has it passed to her and has possession of it in 2060 has to engrave it.

[matildawong]

I have a head cold and if I tip my head one way for a really long time, I can clear the congested side of my nose. And then it moves over and blocks the other side.

[gaypalmsprings]

I play Farmville for fun.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

I got out of work 40 minutes early tonight.

[frazzles]

The local game place for US releases here can have a midnight release of Modern Warfare 3 but can't get Final Fantasy 13-2 out on the shelves on time and the day is half over.

Fuckers.

[Cameron Frye]

i'm watching Portlandia

[nyarlathotoats]

Getting ready to watch king of the hill then off to la-la land

[Pixiessp]

i'm watching Portlandia

Preparing to do the same.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Sometimes i hold my poop in until I have to go really, really bad, and then the end result is just so much more satisfying.

[Cameron Frye]

Preparing to do the same.

ep 5 sucked, cool cameos though

[rjadams90]

Checking the forum. While taking a shit.

What a coincidence. I am also pooping at the moment.

[Cameron Frye]

a lot of boarders here refers to their BM's more often than not...at least there are healthy colons around here.

[Mr. Porter]

I poop at least four times a day

[Pixiessp]

I poop at least four times a day

Overachiever.

[kitt kat]

I got rear ended on the 10 coming home from work today. I was completely stopped and this guy hit me. He barely spoke English. My bumper came apart.

I hit my head on the steering wheel and it's taking some effort to spell things correctly.

[menikmati]

I tripped and fell running up the stairs at the metro station tonight.

[Hysteria]

I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed this Thursday. Four of them. Local anesthesia.

I got mine removed this past October and man did that suck. It was pretty painless when they removed the first three teeth but the last one was a freakin nightmare.

Apparently the root of that last tooth was hooked into my gums which made it really hard to extract so they had to start breaking it up into pieces in order to remove all of it. The anesthetic did absolutely nothing and that tooth took more time to remove than the other 3 combined. The vicodin they prescribed me didn't really do anything either and it took me a while to fully recover.

And listen to what the dentist says about no smoking afterwards because getting a dry socket would really suck.
But good luck! Hopefully they put a semi entertaining movie on for you to watch!


In other news... I iz watching 30 Rock.
I <3 Liz Lemon, Jack runs shit like a legit baus, and Kenneth is an immortal that learned how to roll cigarettes from an 8 year old Shirley Temple

[Premium Roast]

had some sex for awhile. Thank you (*bows*).

[ods..]

I got rear ended on the 10 coming home from work today. I was completely stopped and this guy hit me. He barely spoke English. My bumper came apart.

I hit my head on the steering wheel and it's taking some effort to spell things correctly.

This isn't as funny as it seems. I suggest going to the doctor. For real... you probably have a minor concussion.