ANYONE WHO LIKES ANYTHING IS A HIPSTER

[insbordnat]

Ahh, the double life we lead.

[blackchango]

I had panko encrusted talapia brown rice and kampucha tea for lunch today. Am I a hipster?

[itsgonrain]

I give this thread a 6.4 rating

[Sensuality]

This thread needs more frat bros.

[avengeance]

am i a hipster if i have clothes that i still wear since 09 only because i'm poor and can't afford new clothes or new shoes? #firstworldproblems maybe everyone is a hipster and not at the same time.

[the walrus]

am i a hipster if i:
smoke weed
play beer pong
am excited for justice
and am mad as hell that cat power isnt on the lineup anymore?

[thedevious]

When I was growing up Hipster was a term for a person who was up on the latest musical, art, and style trends (originating from early Jazz speak.) and had positive connotations a la. "He's a hip dude." "What a hip cat!" etc.

It's only been in recent years that the definition has morphed to "fucking asshole".

[boarderwoozel3]

am i a hipster if i:
smoke weed
play beer pong
am excited for justice
and am mad as hell that cat power isnt on the lineup anymore?

Totes, brah.

[guedita]

My coworker brought her yorki-poo dog, Zigzag into work today. My other coworkers just all came to an agreement that Zigzag is a "hipster."

Is this dog a hipster? (Photo not a 100% accurate portrayal of the specific dog, if that does anything to alter your assessment of hipsterism)

[Goatchella]

Did the dog smoke parliaments?

[Coachella Bound]

My coworker brought her yorki-poo dog, Zigzag into work today. My other coworkers just all came to an agreement that Zigzag is a "hipster."

Is this dog a hipster? (Photo not a 100% accurate portrayal of the specific dog, if that does anything to alter your assessment of hipsterism)

needs a beard... or some shades.

[blueduck]

I semi-unironically hate this thread

So hipsters are only white?

Trick Loves The Kids = Blipster (Black Hipster)

[guedita]

Did the dog smoke parliaments?

The dog does not smoke cigarettes. He did have hip surgery, though. Like, on his hip bone.

[Goatchella]

Well ther you have it. He can't be a hipster if he is too cool for his own hips.

Or maybe that makes him a hipster

[guedita]

My coworkers squealed with mutual delight about using the term hipster "correctly."

[Goatchella]

School us. Must be a hipster thing to know how to properly use the word

[guedita]

The minute you try to perform ownership over a word -- its definition, its usage -- is the moment that you lose ownership of yourself as an entity not entirely bound to the fluid nature of linguistics.

[verveman77]

The Hipster Spacetime Continuum!

This thread and you ALL ARE SO LAME. im a huge radiohead fan, have been since 1994. So bugger off and put on some
Dubstep or whatever you idiots call music and try to be positive, coach 2012 will rule!!!

[Sensuality]

[bobert]

Orrin Hatch on the Senate floor:

President Obama has traded in the hard hat and lunch bucket category of the Democratic Party for a hipster fedora and a double skim latte.

I bet he also hates Swedish House Mafia. Fuckin hipster.

[frizzlefry]

The minute you try to perform ownership over a word -- its definition, its usage -- is the moment that you lose ownership of yourself as an entity not entirely bound to the fluid nature of linguistics.

You arbitrary worshiping fucks is what I gathered from this

[JiggyVdub]

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?



It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

[juloxx]

Lulz

[ocbruin84]

No. They hate the "fake" hipsters.

Also, what "hipster" refers to themselves as a "hipster"? It's a rather pejorative term. So it's possible they hate all the "hipsters", without realizing they are one themselves.

[guedita]

I don't know if this maybe belongs in the Confessions thread but I just now realized that I've been wearing a T shirt all day that says

"Massachusetts Really Blows" intertwined with a picture of a sailboat.

[Vic Viper]

[Bee_troots]

And we all honestly want a cute hipster/indie gf

[weezy f baby]

posting in this thread is so lame





/telepathic thought post

[CaseSensitive]

[lt.roast.a.botch]

evolution of the hipster