WORST DANCE/ELECTRONIC LINE-UP EVER

[ceretralvortex]

Coachella used to present unique bands. This dance line-up feels like spring break in Miami. Guetta? SHM? Afrojack? Girl Talk? Calvin Harris?

Are you FUCKING KIDDING WITH THIS SHIT?

I guess they'll be offering bottle service soon - oh, wait, they actually do at the Sahara Tent VIP area. Oh my GOD! Coachella has become Las Vegas any weekend of the year.

Pretty sad.

[rjadams90]

[Sensuality]

DJ Pauly D for late add please. And Paris Hilton too while we're at it... Why not just throw a Korn dubstep set in there too?!

[sonicc]

You obviously know NOTHING about dance music. Swedish House Mafia are one of the best, if not, the best DJs in the world. You probably listen to music NO ONE listens to because you think it's cool, LOL. Well too bad, Swedish House Mafia and Avicii are gonna be KILLING it both weekends while you cry in the corner.

[Sensuality]

10/10 bravo!

[juloxx]

Am thankful for Noisia and Subfocus... And if u onsider Flylo EDM than him too.

I hate Guetta as much as i can hate a musician, but at least it gaurentees a good crowd with whoever will b playing in the same time slots

[tmac]

what's the over/under on the number of these threads before coachella? 20?

[maniroses]

SHM & Avicii = Shite pop music.

Matthias Tanzmann, Josh Wink, Guy Gerber, Vakula, & Manik = Electronic DJ's who don't do wank compilations with shite artists.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I had no idea people were upset with the Dance / Electronic Line-Up

[captncrzy]

Another thread. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING WITH THIS SHIT?

[Goatchella]

So what's the deal with all the mainstream electric dancer muzik?

Coachella spent like, all the money on coke and hookers or sumsing.

[NachoCat]

Another thread. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING WITH THIS SHIT?

I am completely fine with multiple threads about this. Its that bad.


The OP was exactly correct. Give the lurkers a break. Even when they are right you give them shit

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I am completely fine with multiple threads about this. Its that bad.


The OP was exactly correct. Give the lurkers a break. Even when they are right you give them shit

This is the incorrect opinion.

[captncrzy]

How many times can you fucking discuss it?

[GuyInTucson]

You obviously know NOTHING about dance music. Swedish House Mafia are one of the best, if not, the best DJs in the world. You probably listen to music NO ONE listens to because you think it's cool, LOL. Well too bad, Swedish House Mafia and Avicii are gonna be KILLING it both weekends while you cry in the corner.

I don't know who is worse. The OP for rehashing another thread of this shit or you with your shitty taste in EDM.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Further, it is clear that the preferred thread for this discussion is viral web sensation, "MJA's Guide To The Sahara Tent"

[GuyInTucson]

Which is linked here.

[NachoCat]

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[NachoCat]

I think they are saying they suck because , you know, they suck.

[Goatchella]

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[Taylor]

[NachoCat]

[Trick Loves The Kids]

I... I remember. I remember the golden age, when the Underground DJs played. Funky basslines, grooves, non-anthemic vocals... you think it's a joke, but that used to be the norm. Or at least part of it. But then... the Rising Popularity Of The Scene happened.

There wasn't any more room. I remember, I was working in a warehouse at the time... we were stocking mellow rhodes stabs, like we'd done for so many years. I heard a knock at the door... and then some goons barged in and just trashed the place. "You stock trance pads from now on," they said. They cleaned us out, and we had to start working for them.

It still haunts me, this new generation... this new scene...

I was chatting with my niece, and she said "This is a nice conversation and all... but where is the drop?"

[Goatchella]

just because some of the acts are what you hipsters consider to be main stream doesn't mean they wont be a good show

stop fucking dreaming of an all underground EDM lineup, its NOT going to happen, not with the rising popularity of the scene and stop fucking saying that acts are going to automatically suck because people have actually heard of that artist

Whoahhhhhh there. I'd suggest you stop with the caps and cursing before my Internet crew finger blasts on you ese.
we want Djs with skill and stamina. Not the flavor of the week

[sonicc]

I don't know who is worse. The OP for rehashing another thread of this shit or you with your shitty taste in EDM.

If they are so bad why are they playing at your beloved festival? LOL

[NachoCat]

You underestimate our interweb muscles.

[GuyInTucson]

just because some of the acts are what you hipsters consider to be main stream doesn't mean they wont be a good show

stop fucking dreaming of an all underground EDM lineup, its NOT going to happen, not with the rising popularity of the scene and stop fucking saying that acts are going to automatically suck because people have actually heard of that artist

No one's asking for an entirely underground EDM lineup you fucking dolt. Just mix in some more techno / House (not just shitty cheese-electro / progressive) / Drum N Bass / minimal / etc.

Afrojack, Guetta, SHM, Ingrosso, Avicii, Alesso, Kaskade, Girl Talk, Calvin Harris, and Martin Solveig is just an overdose of cheesy, recycled EDM. It's popular, yes, but there is just too much of those types of artists and very few quality, rare acts. We're going from a year that had The Chemical Brothers, Sasha, Leftfield, Shpongle, Trentemoller etc., and the only acts that seem to be in the upper echelon of long-time EDM fans this year are Amon Tobin and DJ Shadow.

It has nothing to do someone coming to a conclusion that they don't care for an artists based on popularity. By most accounts, Sasha is internationally known and has been performing at massives and festivals for a couple of decades now and he is respected around here. Same with The Chemical Brothers. Same with Daft Punk... I could go on.

[GuyInTucson]

If they are so bad why are they playing at your beloved festival? LOL

Yeah because, you know, EVERY act that has ever played Coachella can be considered superb quality.

[Goatchella]

Sasha <3