The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[knytt]

I'm glad I'm not the only person who tried to do this only to have him die anyways..

[Sleepingrock]

Fresh fish! Fresh fish!

[corbo]

lol good vid. i attempted to save him about two times then said fuck it..i wanted to see him get beheaded anyway

[marooko]

That dude seemed confused as fuck that he died. HAHAHA!

[knytt]

i have a feeling the guy had a heart attack over the quality of those fresh fish

[weeklymix]

Bitches do not know about The King of Sweden.

[corbo]

LoL

[corbo]

arrow in the knee dubstep remix:
http://soundcloud.com/ramesesb/rames...im-in-the-knee

[ED GEIN]

Bitches do not know about The King of Sweden.

That was a great video.

[obzen]

"...fucking pussy-ass fucking viking zombie. Take that helmet and look at that shit, you're a fucking badass -- KILL THE FUCKING WALRUS, who the fuck wants to be a walrus?! So kill him, end his misery -- nobody wants to be a walrus..."

[obzen]

"...fucking pussy-ass fucking






viking zombeh..."

[hawkingvsreeve]

Remember that smitting is the most important piss of shit.

[Mugwog]

That was hilarious

[hawkingvsreeve]

Click the arrow in the lower right corner, then click on the "cc" button, then click again and hit "transcribe audio."

[hawkingvsreeve]

This one is good too.

[Geno_g]

Bought the game last night, played for a bit, my xbox was tripping and had to restart a couple times...

Played it today... Red ring of death... FML just as I get hooked into this game...

[chiapet]

I have been trying not to suggest new year's eve weekend gaming at my place (during pre-partying)... feel like will get sucked into games and not actually make it out

I am pretty sure I actually referenced skyrim while tripping my brains out. I felt like a nerd.

[Geno_g]

Well, I tilted my xbox from horizontal to vertically and it works...

Not sure what that was about, so now I lay it back horizontally and it works fine... fuck it.

[Theijuiel]

Well, I tilted my xbox from horizontal to vertically and it works...

Not sure what that was about, so now I lay it back horizontally and it works fine... fuck it.

Sometimes a loose power cord or USB plug will cause that, I had a rechargeable controller that was giving me the ring of death until I switched to a different input.

[obzen]

FUCK YEAH




































XBOX

[nathanfairchild]

well, after 132 hours i finally got all 50 achievements.

[kreutz2112]

All 50?

[Gribbz]

There's a torture chamber in my new hideout/home. The chamber is currently occupied and I have no idea why.

[corbo]

Beat them for fun then get them to tell you where they hid their treasure

[marooko]

I want a fucking torture chamber! How in the he'll do i get one?

[CrimesceneCookie]

complete Dark Brotherhood

[kreutz2112]

There's a torture chamber in my new hideout/home. The chamber is currently occupied and I have no idea why.

Practice your weapon of choice on them to increase your skill in that particular area and then heal them with either a healing staff or restoration magic.

[thewoodenman]

nerds

[nathanfairchild]

nerds

milk drinker

[frizzlefry]

So I finally got around to playing this when I went to my family's house and found my sister bought the game. Ten hours later and I've only just got to Whiterun and I was enjoying ransacking the barracks and robbing the guards as they sleep when I finally turned the game off to sleep.
One qualm with the game; how the fuck do the vendors and shop owners know if items are hot? I understand the use of this function because if you were able to sell everything you stole, money wouldn't be an issue by the time you reach level ten. Seriously though, how would they know? Do they have receipts in Skyrim? I thought the rolls of paper were just meant to make stoners giggle but now I realize that these rolls are just left over receipt paper. Even if they have receipts, how come these people take goods pilfered from enemies and dungeons...those bandits shouldn't have receipts, they're bandits and what the fuck would an ancient skeleton be doing with a receipt in a cave? Is there just a widely accepted honor system and we play the one asshole who can't just lie to shop keep and tell them, "Oh yeah, this mace, I errr, picked it off some evil bandit skeleton guy...in his dungeon...yeah, he had these apples on him too...weird"
/nerdrant