Heaven just got a little more Jeffy...
http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/...418/story.html
Heaven just got a little more Jeffy...
http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/...418/story.html
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
I admit to reading that as a kid. RIP.
I miss talking to TomAz.
We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.
Full disclosure: I used to love sitting on the can on sundays and watching Billy's meandering path to go to the store to get corn starch or whatever.
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
I used to read it as a kid but never liked it as much as Ziggy. I did like to look at it on silly putty though.
I wish I could find that parody strip that Keane worked so hard to get scrubbed from the internet
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
RIP Bill Keane. Don't fully care, but I probably would have if I were still 5.
*based upon tedious fact checking.
Yeah. I made them, which is why I want to know where stupor found the one he did. I checked my photobucket and it's one of mine.
There's http://dfc.furr.org/ and http://theotherfamily.com/
I like this one:
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My brother, dad, and I used to rewrite many of the comics on Sunday. Family Circus was a frequent victim. Those were good times.
RIP
The Scott ones are great:
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Last edited by dorkfish; 11-09-2011 at 01:43 PM.
*based upon tedious fact checking.
Those are pretty brilliant.
I also love the Perry Bible Fellowship parody:
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last.fm
8/7/16 - Sufjan Stevens @ Hollywood Bowl // 8/8/16 - Radiohead @ Shrine // 8/8/16 - Boris @ Regent
9/14/16 - Wilco @ Theatre at Ace Hotel // 9/18/16 - Kraftwerk @ Hollywood Bowl
Not too many were funny, but I never thought it was terrible. RIP.
I remember reading this Sunday Comic last, and always thinking "Why does the Register have this comic but not Calvin and Hobbes/The Farside"
It was like the only comic strip your grandmother would want you to read.
last.fm
8/7/16 - Sufjan Stevens @ Hollywood Bowl // 8/8/16 - Radiohead @ Shrine // 8/8/16 - Boris @ Regent
9/14/16 - Wilco @ Theatre at Ace Hotel // 9/18/16 - Kraftwerk @ Hollywood Bowl
Probably from here: Remember when?
http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/
Though not as funny as some of the above, The Nietzsche Family Circus is usually entertaining.
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Even the jokes are boring.
Whiskey Sour
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1 cherry
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.