What's an emo kid's favorite kind of non-vaginal sex? Sadomy.
in response to an article about the batman shooting this morning.
December 10 - Children of Bodom/Abbath
December 16 - 18 - Day For Night
January 30 - Sleep
July 3 - Roger Waters
Reading all those ellipses gave me a headache.
[SIZE=2]April 9th - The Residents at the Regent Theater
April 23rd - Parov Stelar at Club Nokia
May 2nd - Tortoise at the Teragram Ballroom
May 6th -*Sunn O)))*at the Regent Theater
May 7th - Melvins, Melt Banana at the Troubadour
May 16th - BrŲtzmann/Adasiewicz/Edwards/Noble at Zebulon
ATP Iceland, July 1-3, 2016*
FYF Fest, August 27-28, 2016*/SIZE]
Somebody... somebody gave that an upvote.
Oh, i confess that i gave it the vote hahaha
This one is pretty special. I read it a few times and I'm still not 100% sure what it's trying to say.
Should I feel bad that I had absolutely no problem understanding that?
Wait, it gets better:
The Good Ship Jesus is a GREAT slave ship name.
There's a sign up in the Humanities building at SF State right now about a lost bracelet.
It's a family air loom.
Did getbetter write that?
Oct-16 @ 1:39 PM
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Let's see, a liberal moderator, questions asked by people, who are plants in the audience, no doubt chosen by the liberal organizers (aren't they always?) and a vengeful, power hungry president who is desperately trying to hold on to his job; why should Romney be concerned?
Found underneath an announcement that a local woman's body has been found and identified and a suspect is in custody:
I've been reading the twitter responses to the Donald Trump Bomb-shell release. Here are my favorite:
christine teigen (swimsuit model)
"I literally pose half naked for a living and u are the biggest attention whore I know RT"
"when Donald Trump dies, I will fart really loudly and go about my day"
"Donald Trumps next announcement - Barack Obama should take off his skin and send it to me so I can confirm that he's really black"
"This Donald Trump Character is Andy Kaufman's greatest bit ever"
"Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people"
"Attention parents! If you give your children even the tiniest bit of attention now, maybe they won't grow up to be Donald Trump"
"BREAKING: Donald Trump demands to know what medical school Dr. Dre went to,"
And my favorite comment- cha ching..
Iíve decided Iím going as Trump for Halloween. Iím going to run around the day before explaining how awesome my costume is, how big the squirrel I gutted for the wig is, and the buckets of spray tan Iíve bought, so everyone better have lots of candy. Then Iíll show up wearing only a garbage bag, begging for the pennies in the jar by the door.
2001, 2004, 2007, 2009
2013 EDM wishlish (please):
classixx, stanton warriors, logistics, jefr tale
spencer & hill, bent, eric prydz, mike realm, nick thayer
kruder & dorfmeister, young punx, phonat, treasure fingers
Kraak & Smaak, sergio & benoit, kris menace, bassjackers, DJ Craze
DIGITALISM, knifeparty, chemical brothers, bassbintwins, seth troxler
14 hours ago
I have a Sega CD system in the box that also plays cartriges, you can unhook all the cords and put in 4 batteries and walk the streets like a pimp listening to Pantera or something as a portable CD player! I mean who else has a portable CD player anymore, not to mention a big ass Sega system in your hand as you stroll the hood!
I wonder if he wrote all twenty pages himself.my dog eat it, my wife ran of with it,i didn't get paid this week, i lost my wALLET,MY CAR GOT STOLEN AND THE MONEY WAS IN THERE,Oh yeah i sent it 2 days ago and it was returned so i tought you didnt want it,my baby got sick, Listen folks, your in a bussinees here if you don't pay your bill then who will stop putting up with the crap it only takes 5 min to send out a letter to evic, some one and if you check your home town you will find a company that does this stuff for you, Don't tell the tenants its ok to be late file the forms evic, them and move on then they will know you mean bussiness ( PS in my 20 page lease it shows if your late 2 times its auto,madtic Eviction if we file you must pay all late fee;s and court cost and you must stay current for the term of lease if not it will apply to credit report ) So go back to your leases and think about what all tenants come up with and add a claws for it, and then when you go to court the next time watch what the judge does it can be a lot of fun you see because if you make me go to court they will pay me for it and yes i do send them a bill for it. Thanks and good luck you will need it.
A 1 star yelp review of an Oil Change Center:
While pulling into the shop and waiting for my car to be finished, there was a young man working in the station over and kept talking about his "party life" and what not.
Being in a hurry and wanting to get out of there within 20 mins..because the sign outside does say 10 min oil change not 20 or 30....
If you want to here a conversation with bad language and about the "party life" and getting drunk then this is the place to go.