Zingy One Liners is a sitcom I'm actively writing with another board member.
Zingy One Liners is a sitcom I'm actively writing with another board member.
4/15: Tama Sumo @ Seattle
4/25: Rolling Coastal Blackout Fever, Sloucher @ The Crocodile
4/27-30: Stagecoach
5/16: Mount Kimbie @ Neumo's
5/25-27: Sasquatch
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
Well walrus, find me a picture with a cat and a walrus and lets get this shit started.
FYI
Caturday means Cat Power is rumored to be confirmed
Hate to be "that guy" but I ran into a friend of Trent Reznor's at a party, he said that How To Destroy Angels are playing, as well as... uh... Daft Punk. Probably just drunken bullshit, but I thought it was interesting.
12/6: Japandroids/DIIV
1/10: Mister Lies/Matthewdavid
not funny
While visions of Coachella boardies scrambling to the main page to verify that I was fucking with them dance in my head...
12/6: Japandroids/DIIV
1/10: Mister Lies/Matthewdavid
Skrillex on the ATT webcast stage
^
Ay gurl, let me squirtle on them jiggly puffs
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