Tony Parker scores 37
Tony Parker scores 37
so amy are you gonna see him again?
I've seen him a bunch of times.
Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
Quick question, has anyone else here actually held a fetus? They're not very cute.
I'm so proud of you Amy....really
Was it nice n gentle or were you jackhammered
I need a little advice. My 15 year old cousin wont stop masturbating at my Grandmothers house. The kid goes away to the bathroom with his cell phone for an hour and half. This started when he was 13 and my brother and I thought he would out grow it but the situation is getting worse. On Monday he humped the ground for like 10 minutes straight and made sex noises then he got up and told us about how his friend describes the taste of "salty jizz" and "oh my god jizz all over my face " as he rubbed his race with his hands "just kidding just kidding." He's a fucking sex maniac and a spaz and it's funny but must be stopped. Is it my position to say something? What the hell am I supposed to tell him: "stop jacking off in public?" He doesn't take anything seriously.
Well I'm not making it up if that's what you're asking. The boy loves to cum all day long.
Especially after learning that Amy got Frenched
That's a good idea. Like, tell him how we knew a kid who beat it so much that his dick fell off. Thanks Loca.
Amy, French men dogs
He started like this 2 years ago, and now it's finally becoming a problem for you?
By chance did you bonk this "French Guy" during Memorial Day?
Vigo's next steps?
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
too drunk to get it up last night and could only finger bang
The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.
So it was this boys 15th birthday and a party for immediate family was held at my grandmothers. He began by telling my brother and I that there isn't any difference between marijuana and cigarettes. We argued with him and he insisted that we were lying and that they are the same.
Then he started defending his heterosexuality. We told him that no one was accusing him of being gay and he insisted that he knew and that he is just saying that he's not gay. Then he went on about how much you'd have to pay him to french kiss a guy and how everyone has a price. He seemed to settle on the idea of $3000. Then he went to the bathroom for a whole hour.
We confronted him about his masturbation problem and he got super defensive. He told us that he cleans his butt all the way and that we are not clean people. So I told him that's bullshit, that I'm not stupid, that it takes 2 minutes to clean your butt all the way. Then he tried to show us his YouTube history, but when we asked for the browser history he conveniently forget how to pull it up.
Last night I went to get a Chinese acupressure. My masseuse was very very pretty and didn't speak a lick of English. So she's working my arms and staring at me and out of nowhere she kisses me. Awkward. Then it happened again. So eventually we just went at it. We were making all kinds of noise too. When we got done I stepped out from the curtain and there was a young teenage girl getting a massage and she looked at me with a terrified and disgusted look on her face. She heard the whoe thing.
I don't know why that masseuses did that. Maybe this is standard practice in china? Maybe she just needed to hook up with someone. Very unprofessional though.
Last edited by VigoTheCarpathian; 06-03-2013 at 08:31 PM.
And you took the time to cut and paste?
masturbating chinese acupressure massages 15 year boy to 12 year old girl?