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    No.
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    I've reached a certain point in life where I just love being naked and could care less what people say or think
    I'm reborn in a way I guess ...anyway, love me some pirates cove action at Avila beach for public nudity

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    Ugh, Pirate's.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    And even if you did have a clapper, you should expect those lights to flick back on if you're bangin' right.
    Let's make a fortune by selling mood lighting that is automatically activated by the very specific sound of balls slapping against ass.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    I'd buy that.
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    One of your relatives have a birthday coming up or something?
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Hey, I'm working on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Not weird at all, especially for guys. I know when I was younger I use to always make sure the lights were off or everything was covered. Now I love being naked. It's one of the things I hate about living with roommates.
    Yay for being naked!

    I am grateful to be with someone who is very comfortable in her own skin, and has no issues at all being naked. I'm the same way; very refreshing.

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    I miss no pants Sunday. It's the biggest motivation for getting my own place in the next 6 months or so.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    SKID MARKS ON THE SOFA

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I don't think the mods would like lIinks to hacking so just google what you can do with that command ........
    why did anyone ever employ you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    SKID MARKS ON THE SOFA
    That can be fixed if you buy the good toilet paper.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    why did anyone ever employ you?
    I used to be so likeable, some say I still am ..... cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Alternate personalities don't count as "some."
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I miss no pants Sunday. It's the biggest motivation for getting my own place in the next 6 months or so.
    We call these "Sans Pants" days. They are usually directly associated with hangovers.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    I still like Ron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    That can be fixed if you buy the good toilet paper.
    Or if you use wipes and really dig the mud out

    The index finger has many uses

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    We call these "Sans Pants" days. They are usually directly associated with hangovers.
    Yes, no pants Sunday is usually following a good night out of drinking and partying. If not I usually have to put pants on so I can go to the bar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Ugh, of course you people have cute celebratory names for the days where you can't even bother to dress yourselves.
    9/21: Khruangbin @ The Independent
    9/22: Moon Duo, Cold Beat @ The New Parish
    9/24: Dolly Parton @ Shoreline
    9/30: Omar-S @ TBA
    10/9: Midland, Erika @ The Midway
    10/14: Margo Price @ GAMH
    10/15: Cymbals Eat Guitars @ Shea Stadium BK
    10/16: Anthony Naples, Justin Carter @ Nowadays
    10/21: Screaming Females @ The Night Light
    10/25: Hiss Golden Messenger @ The Independent
    09/28: Nicolas Jaar @ Taub
    11/16: Neko Case @ The Fox Theater Oakland



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    ..and the dark cloud descends upon us..
    2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012: II, 2013: I, 2014: I, 2015: I

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    Those of us who look amazing when naked just call it "everyday."

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    pics?

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    Ahh true love I tell ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Those of us who look amazing when naked just call it "everyday."
    Word

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    Yep. My tits are gold.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Your everyday is gold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Ugh, of course you people have cute celebratory names for the days where you can't even bother to dress yourselves.
    Well hey, they are usually pretty enjoyable. Order in food and couch surf. Ideal Sunday activity.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Prior to this, would all of the lead-up to sex also be with the lights off? Or would you like, stop in the middle before the actual sex part to turn off the lights?
    all the lead-up would be in the dark as well. haa the stopping would be pretty hilarious though

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    The stopping is about the tease. Let them see what you got and then make them search around for it again.

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    I just heard a funny line that fits this thread ..... "I had a threesome but the other two, didn't show up." cr*****
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